A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. John Barrymore More Quotes by John Barrymore More Quotes From John Barrymore Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. John Barrymore sexy witty relationship Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. John Barrymore inspirational love life Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? John Barrymore money months funny Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. John Barrymore girl beautiful love America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks. John Barrymore humorous funny country My only regret in the theater is that I could never sit out front and watch me. John Barrymore regret complaining watches When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves. John Barrymore venus-de-milo boxing missing The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time. John Barrymore littles beautiful life You can only be as good as you dare to be bad. John Barrymore failure risk fear My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. John Barrymore cute-funny wife beautiful Dying is the last thing I will ever do. John Barrymore lasts dying Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass, and some cracked ice. John Barrymore ice glasses acting I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning. John Barrymore good-morning food giving You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony. John Barrymore money sarcastic funny My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere. John Barrymore wife girl mother Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him. John Barrymore famous-last-words bad-ass atheism I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. John Barrymore verses modern wonder If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. John Barrymore debt vacuums attachment My head is buried in the sands of tomorrow, while my tail feathers are singed by the hot sun of today. John Barrymore sun hot today The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good. John Barrymore dying use life
