Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him. John Barrymore More Quotes by John Barrymore More Quotes From John Barrymore A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. John Barrymore inspirationallovelife Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. John Barrymore sexywittyrelationship Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. John Barrymore inspirationallovelife Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? John Barrymore moneymonthsfunny Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. John Barrymore girlbeautifullove America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks. John Barrymore humorousfunnycountry My only regret in the theater is that I could never sit out front and watch me. John Barrymore regretcomplainingwatches When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves. John Barrymore venus-de-miloboxingmissing The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time. John Barrymore littlesbeautifullife You can only be as good as you dare to be bad. John Barrymore failureriskfear My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. John Barrymore cute-funnywifebeautiful Dying is the last thing I will ever do. John Barrymore lastsdying Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass, and some cracked ice. John Barrymore iceglassesacting I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning. John Barrymore good-morningfoodgiving You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony. John Barrymore moneysarcasticfunny My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere. John Barrymore wifegirlmother I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. John Barrymore versesmodernwonder If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. John Barrymore debtvacuumsattachment My head is buried in the sands of tomorrow, while my tail feathers are singed by the hot sun of today. John Barrymore sunhottoday The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good. John Barrymore dyinguselife
