After decades of arguing back and forth, I think it's safe to say that people of goodwill and good faith will continue to view this issue differently, so, yes, I believe we can and should respect the deeply held beliefs of our friends, our neighbors, our fellow citizens, even when they differ from our own. That's part of what should make America America.

Tina Fey

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Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.

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And I can see Russia from my house. by Tina Fey

And I can see Russia from my house.

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Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

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You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. by Tina Fey

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.

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Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year f... by Tina Fey

Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing!

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You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.

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A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.

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If you ever start to feel good about yourself... by Tina Fey

If you ever start to feel good about yourself...

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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion. by Tina Fey

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

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You've got to experience failure to understand that you can survi... by Tina Fey

You've got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.

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Start with a 'Yes', and see where that takes you. by Tina Fey

Start with a 'Yes', and see where that takes you.

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So, my unsolicited advice to women in the workplace is this. When faced with sexism, or ageism, or lookism, or even really aggressive Buddhism, ask yourself the following question: “Is this person in between me and what I want to do?” If the answer is no, ignore it and move on. Your energy is better used doing your work and outpacing people that way. Then, when you’re in charge, don’t hire the people who were jerky to you.

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Thomas Jefferson—another gorgeous white boy who would not have been interested in me. This was my problem in a nutshell. To get some play in Charlottesville, you had to be either a Martha Jefferson or a Sally Hemings.

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There are no mistakes only opportunities. by Tina Fey

There are no mistakes only opportunities.

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To me YES, AND means don't be afraid to contribute. Always make sure you're adding something to the discussion. Your initiations are worthwhile.

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Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

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In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.

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Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on w... by Tina Fey

Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.

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To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.

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If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Ru... by Tina Fey

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”

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