Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age. Douglas Horton More Quotes by Douglas Horton More Quotes From Douglas Horton Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think. Douglas Horton good-life gratitude life-is-good We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for a pardon. Douglas Horton pardon-me sentences behavior Born a saint, die a sinner - born a sinner, die a saint. Douglas Horton birth born saint Born to be wild - live to outgrow it. Douglas Horton funny-life birth born Thoughts are the gun, words are the bullets, deeds are the target, the bulls-eye is heaven. Douglas Horton gun eye fear It's not a question of happiness, it's a requirement. Consider the alternative. Douglas Horton requirements alternatives happiness To buy happiness is to sell soul. Douglas Horton sells soul happiness Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention. Douglas Horton mafia chance attention To hit bottom is to fall from grace. Douglas Horton falls-from-grace grace fall Buying a lie is one thing, giving it away for free is quite another. Douglas Horton buying giving lying We may not always get what we want, but surely we will get what we deserve. Douglas Horton deserve want may The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love. Douglas Horton lust happiness love Be your own hero, it's cheaper than a movie ticket. Douglas Horton movie actors hero Sherrill On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. Douglas Horton veils easter eternity Love is a given, hatred is acquired. Douglas Horton hate hatred love Why ask why? If it's raining it just is. Douglas Horton asks ifs rain As the fly bangs against the window attempting freedom while the door stands open, so we bang against death ignoring heaven. Douglas Horton fear doors heaven Good ideas are a dime a dozen, bad ones are free. Douglas Horton dozen dimes ideas If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell? Douglas Horton lines heaven firsts To awake from death is to die in peace. Douglas Horton awake dying death