Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end. Eminem More Quotes by Eminem More Quotes From Eminem You beef wit me, I'm-a even the score equally. Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally. Eminem assbeefrevenge It's not a contest, and I ain't on no conquest for no mate. Eminem contestsmatesserious I make music to make you sick of fake music, hate music like devil worshippin Satan music. So say your prayers, your Hail Marys and Jesuses. Take two sticks, tape 'em together and make a crucifix. Eminem hateprayerjesus She [Benzino] is obsessed with me. I never would think I would see the day when I seen the worst rapper in the world going against one of the best. Eminem rapperworldthinking You could date a stick of dynamite and wouldn't go out with a bang. Eminem dynamitebangssticks Question is, are you bozos smart enough to feel stupid? Eminem smartstupidenough You can be a permanent fixture in my lyrical mixture. Eminem fixturelyricalmixtures If you could count the skeletons in my closet, under my bed and up under my faucet, then you would know I've completely lost it. Is he nuts? No he's insane! Eminem skeletonsinsanenuts I'm standing on my Monopoly board that means I'm on top of my game Eminem boardsgamesmean Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to Eminem ninety-ninedopemom They call me Superman, leap tall hoes in a single bound. Eminem hoeleapcall-me Sixty sluts, all of them dying from asphyxia after they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippy cup. Eminem sixtycupsdying I'm an attention freak. I want all the women in the world, and if I don't get them, I fall to the ground and start kicking my feet. Eminem kickingfeetfall I had too much Nyquil and Vivarin again. Lost my stomach all over the place. Eminem stomachtoo-muchlost I grew up listening to 2 Live Crew and NWA and I never went out and shot nobody. Eminem shotsgrewlistening At least have the decency in you / To leave me alone, when you freaks see me out / In the streets when I'm eating or feeding my daughter Eminem freakdaughterleave-me-alone I would love it if, even for one day, you could walk through a neighborhood and see an Asian guy sitting on his stoop, then you look across the street and see a black guy and a white guy sitting on their porches, and a Mexican dude walking by. Eminem mexicanguywhite Came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain. An asshole, that role I think I succeed in fulfilling. Dont think I ever stopped to think I was speaking to children. Everything was happening so fast, it was like I blinked, sold three million. Eminem succeedchildrenthinking Try to strip me of my credibility and make me look fake, G you only gonna be in for a rude awakening. Eminem fakerudetrying All I see is sissies in magazines smiling... Eminem shoesraphip-hop
