Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business. Mark Russell More Quotes by Mark Russell More Quotes From Mark Russell The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. Mark Russell funny-lifehilariousinspirational The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it. Mark Russell stripesracingway You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans! Mark Russell democratrepublicanbrain A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women. Mark Russell making-loveguydifferent I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner. Mark Russell sarcasticathletesports If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel. Mark Russell libelopponentspolitician Young people, take heart: the older you get, the fewer commandments you will have the strength to break. Mark Russell breakheartpeople If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked out at once. Mark Russell audiencesilentquiet The sacred exists only at the expense of the truth. Mark Russell expensessacred You have the establishment and then you have the hippies revolting against the establishment, and what you end up getting are like accountants with long hair. And that's kind of what happened with the youth movement in the '70s. Mark Russell hippiehairlong People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television. Mark Russell facespeopletelevision I think you can't write with anger. I think it always has to be with a wink. There always has to be an element of hope in what you write. Otherwise you're just getting mad and it's not going to be fun for anybody. Mark Russell writingfunthinking I'm not trying to write a bleak and blistering screed against American civilization. I'm writing something that I hope is fun and satirical and full of possibility. Mark Russell writingfuncivilization I think even the characters that are fundamentally evil and wrong, I want people to really love them. I think that's important to writing believable characters. They don't have to be likable but they have to be loved, at least by the author. Mark Russell writingcharacterthinking You have to imbue the characters with their own sort of feeling of justification and morality. Everyone has that, whether we see them as evil or not. So I try to bring the characters to life by making them likable or lovable, in the sense that they can be, at least to themselves. Mark Russell evilfeelingscharacter You know that a given in life in human nature, is that at a sporting event, a baseball game, a football game, you never introduce a politician, is because he'll be booed. I don't care if he's the most beloved person in the world, its part of the game. Mark Russell baseballgamesfootball Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just doesn't matter, and he's not running for president. But it's just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you're just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it. Mark Russell runninglongpeople You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble. Mark Russell jerryjokestrouble The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness! Mark Russell healthcarepoliticspolitical I can't think of a performer who is better on television than in person. Mark Russell performerstelevisionthinking
