Mark Russell Professions : Satirist Born : August 23, 1932 Browse All Authors Top 30 quotes by Mark Russell The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. Mark Russell funny-life hilarious inspirational The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it. Mark Russell stripes racing way You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans! Mark Russell democrat republican brain A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women. Mark Russell making-love guy different I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner. Mark Russell sarcastic athlete sports If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel. Mark Russell libel opponents politician Young people, take heart: the older you get, the fewer commandments you will have the strength to break. Mark Russell break heart people If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked out at once. Mark Russell audience silent quiet The sacred exists only at the expense of the truth. Mark Russell expenses sacred You have the establishment and then you have the hippies revolting against the establishment, and what you end up getting are like accountants with long hair. And that's kind of what happened with the youth movement in the '70s. Mark Russell hippie hair long People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television. Mark Russell faces people television I think you can't write with anger. I think it always has to be with a wink. There always has to be an element of hope in what you write. Otherwise you're just getting mad and it's not going to be fun for anybody. Mark Russell writing fun thinking I'm not trying to write a bleak and blistering screed against American civilization. I'm writing something that I hope is fun and satirical and full of possibility. Mark Russell writing fun civilization I think even the characters that are fundamentally evil and wrong, I want people to really love them. I think that's important to writing believable characters. They don't have to be likable but they have to be loved, at least by the author. Mark Russell writing character thinking You have to imbue the characters with their own sort of feeling of justification and morality. Everyone has that, whether we see them as evil or not. So I try to bring the characters to life by making them likable or lovable, in the sense that they can be, at least to themselves. Mark Russell evil feelings character You know that a given in life in human nature, is that at a sporting event, a baseball game, a football game, you never introduce a politician, is because he'll be booed. I don't care if he's the most beloved person in the world, its part of the game. Mark Russell baseball games football Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just doesn't matter, and he's not running for president. But it's just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you're just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it. Mark Russell running long people You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble. Mark Russell jerry jokes trouble The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness! Mark Russell healthcare politics political I can't think of a performer who is better on television than in person. Mark Russell performers television thinking Similar Authors Armando Iannucci satirist Bassem Youssef satirist Maddox satirist Jon Stewart satirist P. J. O'Rourke satirist Stephen Colbert satirist All Authors
