Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list. Charles M. Schulz More Quotes by Charles M. Schulz More Quotes From Charles M. Schulz I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building. Charles M. Schulz heartlyingthinking There sure are a lot of these 'instant' products on the market. Instant coffee, instant tea, instant pudding, instant cereal... instant dislike. Charles M. Schulz cerealcoffeetea Snoopy: So this is the last day of the year. Another complete year gone by and what have I accomplished this year that I haven't accomplished every other year? Nothing! (He smiles.) How consistent can you get? Charles M. Schulz lastsgoneyears A tragic life is romantic when it happens to somebody else. Charles M. Schulz tragictragedylife-is Sucking your thumb without a blanket is like eating a cone without ice cream! Charles M. Schulz thumbsice-creameating I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor performance at school, Charlie Brown" "Have you ruled out stupidity?" "Peanuts", Charles M Charles M. Schulz stupidityschoolthinking It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere. Charles M. Schulz matterlongbelieve I have deep feelings of depression... What can I do about this?' 'Snap out of it! Five cents, please. Charles M. Schulz deep-feelingcentsfeelings You know what Oscar Wilde said, ma'am? He said, "nothing that is worth knowing can be taught". Nothing personal, ma'am... Carry on. Charles M. Schulz oscarstaughtknowing I have observed that whenever you try to hit somebody, there is a tendency for them to try to hit you back. Charles M. Schulz tendenciestrying It's either the flu or love... The symptoms are the same. Charles M. Schulz flu I think anybody who is writing finds he puts a little bit of himself in all of the characters, at least in this kind of a strip. It's the only way that you can survive when you have to do something every day. You have to put yourself, all of your thoughts, all of your observations and everything you know into the strip. Charles M. Schulz writingcharacterthinking If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself. Charles M. Schulz laughterinspirationalfunny For a nothing, Charlie Brown, you're really something! Charles M. Schulz charliebrown All of earth's creatures have, hidden within their beings, a wild uncontrollable urge to punt! Charles M. Schulz uncontrollable-urgecreaturesearth Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Linus, Lucy. How can I ever forget them. Charles M. Schulz snoopybrownforget I love America. It's Americans I can't stand. Charles M. Schulz united-states-of-americausaamerica Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement. Charles M. Schulz hopedogyesterday Nobody remembers who came in second. Charles M. Schulz winningremember Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer. Charles M. Schulz bednightlying
