Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face. Karl Pilkington More Quotes by Karl Pilkington More Quotes From Karl Pilkington Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine. Karl Pilkington doebrainfunny I look at life like a big book and sometimes you get half way through it and go 'Even though I've been enjoying it, I've had enough. Give us another book.' Karl Pilkington givingbooklooks In the sea you've got to be constantly sort of alert. It's worse in the sea [than anywhere else in the animal kingdom]. In the sea you've got an enemy behind every rock. Karl Pilkington rocksseaanimal We are always making more and more stuff in the world. You know; big buildings, big planes, big boats and that. Will we ever get to a point where all this is too heavy for the world to handle? Karl Pilkington boatstuffworld I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave. Karl Pilkington palacescavesviews We're just a weed in the universe Karl Pilkington weeduniverse Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die. Karl Pilkington catfoodfunny It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle. Karl Pilkington spitefuljellyfishwould-be For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see. Karl Pilkington valuesholiday Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years. Karl Pilkington bodysometimesyears If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out. Karl Pilkington anusfivemines If you go away with, you know, a girlfriend, wife, whatever, you have an argument on holiday because you're not used to spending that much time with people. Karl Pilkington holidaygirlfriendwife Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says. Karl Pilkington idiotindiahate It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey Karl Pilkington publicationmonkeyshappens Be the ugly one, look at the nice one. Karl Pilkington uglynicelooks The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’ Karl Pilkington hairmenfunny If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about. Karl Pilkington glasseshousestuff What I mean is, I don't know what I mean. Karl Pilkington knowsmean I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much. Karl Pilkington i-havent-changedchangedhavens The problem I have with all this religion stuff is that I can't relate to it. I think most people got into 'cos it gave them something to do on a Sunday, but since all the shops are now open it isn't required as much. Karl Pilkington sundaypeoplethinking
