GOOD THINGS DO COME IN BEARS!!.... is how I climax. T. J. Miller More Quotes by T. J. Miller More Quotes From T. J. Miller There's sketch, improv, writing, acting, music, and badminton. Those are the seven forms of comedy. T. J. Miller comedyactingwriting My name's Todd but I changed it in the first grade because there was another kid named Todd and I didn't understand that that was possible. T. J. Miller nameskidsfirsts I have perfectly symmetrical ankles. T. J. Miller symmetricalankles If I can make someone laugh, I lift them out of their fundamentally tragic existence. T. J. Miller tragicexistencelaughing Work harder than anyone else around you. T. J. Miller work-harderharderhard-work Yogi Bear - there's everything before Yogi Bear and there's everything after Yogi Bear. Like a major car accident, or the birth of Christ. T. J. Miller yogi-bearcarbears They ask me what the biggest thing I have going on right now is, and I usually say, "I think this interview?" And then they don't get that it's a joke. So then I say, Yogi Bear 3D. That's my default. T. J. Miller yogi-bearinterviewsthinking When it's all you, you can't blame a bear. You gotta bear the burden yourself. T. J. Miller burdenblamebears I like hip-hop, but I don't like concerts. There's like sweat, on people's backs. T. J. Miller sweathip-hoppeople If you're a psychologist, you can instrumentally change peoples' lives for the better. T. J. Miller psychologistifs Movie is an industry without job security. As soon as a job is done, you have to find a job. But I think doing different stuff makes you better at other stuff: Acting makes you better at stand-up, which makes you better at writing. T. J. Miller actingwritingthinking If you want to be a stand-up comedian or an artist, you move to New York. T. J. Miller artistnew-yorkmoving Yogi Bear was a real moment in my life. Post-Yogi Bear: don't drink as much. Pre-Yogi Bear: like to drink much. T. J. Miller yogi-bearrealbears Stuff that I write isn't as similar to the stuff that I'm in, but I don't really care, I just do comedy. T. J. Miller carestuffwriting I feel a strong affinity to Ke$ha and Katy Perry and a lot of these women who are really pushing the girl power femme fatale thing. It's fun and it's unapologetic, and they tell women they can do whatever they want, and that's true, and that's a message that I want to carry, to tell girls they can do whatever they want. T. J. Miller girlstrongfun Yogi Bear changed my life in ways that I can't explain because it's not a full feature on me. T. J. Miller yogi-bearbearsway I'm having a difficult time killing my parents T. J. Miller difficult-timeskillingparent Life is hard. Not great. Kind of tragic. T. J. Miller greatlife-is-hardhardlife J. P. Morgan. He was kind of a douche. T. J. Miller morganhekind Funny is as funny does, and funny puts on a walrus mask and slowly gyrates in a mall food court. I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller laughfoodmenfunny
