When it's all you, you can't blame a bear. You gotta bear the burden yourself. T. J. Miller More Quotes by T. J. Miller More Quotes From T. J. Miller There's sketch, improv, writing, acting, music, and badminton. Those are the seven forms of comedy. T. J. Miller comedy acting writing My name's Todd but I changed it in the first grade because there was another kid named Todd and I didn't understand that that was possible. T. J. Miller names kids firsts I have perfectly symmetrical ankles. T. J. Miller symmetrical ankles If I can make someone laugh, I lift them out of their fundamentally tragic existence. T. J. Miller tragic existence laughing Work harder than anyone else around you. T. J. Miller work-harder harder hard-work Yogi Bear - there's everything before Yogi Bear and there's everything after Yogi Bear. Like a major car accident, or the birth of Christ. T. J. Miller yogi-bear car bears They ask me what the biggest thing I have going on right now is, and I usually say, "I think this interview?" And then they don't get that it's a joke. So then I say, Yogi Bear 3D. That's my default. T. J. Miller yogi-bear interviews thinking I like hip-hop, but I don't like concerts. There's like sweat, on people's backs. T. J. Miller sweat hip-hop people If you're a psychologist, you can instrumentally change peoples' lives for the better. T. J. Miller psychologist ifs Movie is an industry without job security. As soon as a job is done, you have to find a job. But I think doing different stuff makes you better at other stuff: Acting makes you better at stand-up, which makes you better at writing. T. J. Miller acting writing thinking If you want to be a stand-up comedian or an artist, you move to New York. T. J. Miller artist new-york moving Yogi Bear was a real moment in my life. Post-Yogi Bear: don't drink as much. Pre-Yogi Bear: like to drink much. T. J. Miller yogi-bear real bears Stuff that I write isn't as similar to the stuff that I'm in, but I don't really care, I just do comedy. T. J. Miller care stuff writing I feel a strong affinity to Ke$ha and Katy Perry and a lot of these women who are really pushing the girl power femme fatale thing. It's fun and it's unapologetic, and they tell women they can do whatever they want, and that's true, and that's a message that I want to carry, to tell girls they can do whatever they want. T. J. Miller girl strong fun Yogi Bear changed my life in ways that I can't explain because it's not a full feature on me. T. J. Miller yogi-bear bears way GOOD THINGS DO COME IN BEARS!!.... is how I climax. T. J. Miller climax good-things bears I'm having a difficult time killing my parents T. J. Miller difficult-times killing parent Life is hard. Not great. Kind of tragic. T. J. Miller great life-is-hard hard life J. P. Morgan. He was kind of a douche. T. J. Miller morgan he kind Funny is as funny does, and funny puts on a walrus mask and slowly gyrates in a mall food court. I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller laugh food men funny
