How did that go?’ he asked. ‘Your first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age?’ ‘Fabulous,’ said Artemis, voice dripping with sarcasm. ‘We’re planning a June wedding.

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Of course I saved you," she said. "I couldn't do without you." And because she was happy and flushed with magic Holly leaned down and kissed Artemis, magic sparking around the contact like tiny fireworks.

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Just what we need," moaned Holly. "Artemis Fowl with magical powe... by Eoin Colfer

Just what we need," moaned Holly. "Artemis Fowl with magical powers.

hollies fowl needs

I am older and have more control over my empathy,' said Qwan. 'That's why I didn't throw up.' And having said that, he threw up.

empathy said

HOLLY: Are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rule book? FOALY: No. I'm suggesting you do not own a copy of the rule book, and if you do, you have certainly never opened it.

hollies copies book

I am so sick of you smart kids. Why can't you just boost cars or steal stuff like normal kids?' 'We do steal stuff. Just bigger stuff.

smart sick kids

I want you to know, my dear friend, that without you, I would not be the person I am today." He leaned in close and whispered, "I was a broken boy, and you fixed me. Thank you.

broken want boys

I waved my hand in front of my face, obi-wan style. "I am not here." Niall's mucas glands kicked into overdrive. "Eoin's dead! And his ghost is standing right there on the grass!" Donal let out a long suffering sigh. "Eoin is being a writer." Niall calmed down, becuase everyone knows writers are weird and are always doing stupid thingss.

stupid long hands

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

scratches earth boys

He knew that Dr. Argon would advise him against bottling up his emotions as it would lead to psychological scarring in the long term.

drs emotion long

I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy advers... by Eoin Colfer

I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!!

funny-but-true dad mother

Yes. Because every family needs a laser for thier family jet. by Eoin Colfer

Yes. Because every family needs a laser for thier family jet.

jet lasers needs

I am Butler. Anything I say sounds scary. by Eoin Colfer

I am Butler. Anything I say sounds scary.

butlers scary sound

Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss c... by Eoin Colfer

Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese.

dutch dams cheese

People are afraid of you, Arty. Girls are terrified of you. You’re a fifteen-year-old in a bespoke suit, and nobody died.

girl people years

Sometimes plans don't translate smoothly from paper to real life. by Eoin Colfer

Sometimes plans don't translate smoothly from paper to real life.

real paper sometimes

Look at those two. Wasting time. You wouldn't catch me doing that... by Eoin Colfer

Look at those two. Wasting time. You wouldn't catch me doing that.

wasting-time two looks

Don't you worry about that, Mr. Adamsson. Why don't you head back to Reykjavik and spend some of that extortionate fee you charged me for a couple of hours' usage of your frankly third-rate restaurant and perhaps find a friendless tree stump to listen to your woes?

couple worry tree

He took a deep, shuddering breath. "Okay. I said it, it's out there. And I am fine now. So let's move on, shall we? What's the plan?

fine said moving

Chaos reigned, and the survivalists eagerly unwrapped the kidskin from their crossbows. Phase one of Opal's plan was complete.

opal chaos phases

Onscreen, Foaly rubbed his eyelids with his index fingers. "Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Captain Short goes rogue once more. Hands up who's surprised. Anyone?

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