How did that go?’ he asked. ‘Your first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age?’ ‘Fabulous,’ said Artemis, voice dripping with sarcasm. ‘We’re planning a June wedding. Eoin Colfer More Quotes by Eoin Colfer More Quotes From Eoin Colfer Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with. Eoin Colfer artemis fowl humans I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room. Eoin Colfer fowl way rooms It took teams of LEP warlocks to slow down time for a few hours; the magic required to open a door to the tunnel was stupendous. It would be easier to shoot down the moon. Opal tapped this into her notepad. Reminder. Shoot down the moon? Viable? Eoin Colfer team tunnels moon I bet," said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn." Opal tapped the suggestion into a small electronic notepad on her pocket computer. Thanks for that. Now, tell me everything. Eoin Colfer suggestions pockets fire That was all he said, except for "Aaaeerrgghhh." Which is not really a word. But the reason that he screamed "Aaaeerrgghhh" was that Franco had bitten him savegly on the wrist. Eoin Colfer wrists reason said If it looks like a Dwarf, and it smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf or a latrine wearing dungerees. Eoin Colfer smell dwarves looks Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl Eoin Colfer fowl decision mean What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf? Eoin Colfer tonight sticks mean I don't like lollipops. Eoin Colfer artemis-fowl artemis lollipop ...Hardly. A ragged apron does not a waiter make. Eoin Colfer aprons waiter doe If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away. Eoin Colfer be-you far-away ifs I am unarmed. But Butler here, my ...ah...butler, has a Sig Saucer in his shoulder holster, two shrike-throwing knives in his boots, aderringer two-shot up his sleeve, garrotte wire in his watch, and three stun greanades concealed in variouse pockets. Anything else, Butler? Eoin Colfer wire knives two If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written. Eoin Colfer fowl crazy winning Good. Illegal is always faster. Eoin Colfer illegal crime faster (about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl) Eoin Colfer fowl sandwiches looks And one more thing. About my name — Artemis — you were right. In London, it is generally a female name, after the Greek goddess of archery. But every now and then a male comes along with such a talent for hunting that he earns the right to use the name. I am that male. Artemis the hunter. I hunted you. Eoin Colfer archery hunting names Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient. Eoin Colfer different use would-be She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl Eoin Colfer fowl degrees littles Doobie always wanted to see the badge. It was shiny, and he was eight. Eoin Colfer badges eight wanted Who are you?" he asked. I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer to me as Mistress Koboi for the next five minutes. After that you may refer to me as Aaaaarrrrgh, hold your throat, die screaming, and so on. Eoin Colfer mistress queens world
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