I always like to think I'm having a dinner party, and I'm the host, and the audience are my guests. Caroline Rhea More Quotes by Caroline Rhea More Quotes From Caroline Rhea Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date. Caroline Rhea guytalkinginspirational Don't compare yourself with someone else's version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories. Caroline Rhea comparecaloriesaccepting-yourself I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge. Caroline Rhea rememberroomsthinking My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. Caroline Rhea hilariousinspirationalfunny I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs. Caroline Rhea chocolate-eggsweight-watcherseaster I always feel slightly sorry to be the voice of whatever I'm experiencing. Caroline Rhea voicesorryfeels I grew up thinking that if I wanted to go be prime minister, I could. Caroline Rhea primegrew-upthinking I'm so into momminess. Caroline Rhea I remember I was so crabby in my third trimester - I got gestational diabetes because I'd been acting like I was in a one-woman pie-eating contest. Caroline Rhea pieactingremember When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus. Caroline Rhea royalpainpeople I was just the youngest in the family, and most in desperate need of attention. Caroline Rhea desperateattentionneeds My father can not finish a sentence. When we were kids he would go, 'Girls the most important thing in life to remember is...' 'Daddy, what is it?' 'What's what, honey?' 'The most important thing in life to remember.' 'Oh, what's that?' Caroline Rhea fathers-daygirlkids Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language. Caroline Rhea languagehumorfunny Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks. Caroline Rhea vermonthomefunny You can always tell when someone's lying to you, because they're male. Caroline Rhea tin-cupmaleslying I've got big feet, so filling someone else's big shoes doesn't scare me. Caroline Rhea scareshoesfeet You can't get any braver than going on national television to be weighed. Caroline Rhea television My daughter is exceptionally chatty. I'm not a braggy mother but she is gifted - with the personality of a Russian gymnastics coach. Caroline Rhea gymnasticsdaughtermother Sitting next to Olivia Newton-John, I was like, 'Do not sing one song from Grease.' That's all I was telling my brain at all times: 'Do not sing Hopelessly Devoted. Don't do it.' Caroline Rhea greasebrainsong As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain. Caroline Rhea carolswantedkids
