I always look at myself knowing that I will have a certain degree of cognitive distortion. Sarah Silverman More Quotes by Sarah Silverman More Quotes From Sarah Silverman I can only speak from my own experience, and I would say that the depression I experienced feels like a chemical change. When it came over me, when it comes over me, it feels like it's coming over me like a flu. Sarah Silverman chemicalsfluspeak People who like what I do come in all shapes and sizes. Not sure what the common denominator is per se. Oh, it's meeee! But to be embraced by a progressive community means something to me and this one feels like home. Sarah Silverman homemeanpeople I don't really like saying "the gays"... I'm not sure why. I suppose I say "the Jews." but I don't say "the blacks." I guess because I'm a Jew for all intents and purposes and to group people together of which I am not one in such a casual way feels disrespectful. Sarah Silverman gaytogetherpeople When you're a comic, it's like being born gay. It's what you want to do every night when your other friends are out at night going to parties. Sarah Silverman gaypartynight I don't get this shitty attitude that only gays should care about gay issues and only women should care about women's issues. Sarah Silverman issuesgayattitude It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to. Sarah Silverman jokesstupidpeople I’ve always had dreams. When I was little, I’d go to sleep with my head on my hands, which were in fists like I was looking through a camera. I felt like sleep was the movies - just drifting off to the movies. Sarah Silverman drifting-offdreamsleep When I was three, my dad thought it would be hilarious to teach me swear words, then have me say them to his friends. They would laugh and laugh. I realize now the laugh was pure shock value, but it felt really good, and I've been chasing it ever since. Sarah Silverman dadwould-belaughing I didn't lose my virginity until I was twenty-six. Nineteen vaginally, but twenty-six what my boyfriend calls "the real way". Sarah Silverman humorrealfunny I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There's no place to hide my balls. Sarah Silverman ballsdressestrying I'm always in those tabloids where they show who's badly dressed. It's funny, because each time I'm getting my picture taken, I'm thinking, This is a nice outfit. Sarah Silverman nicetakenthinking I don't believe in Jesus or God. But I do believe that fundamentalists in religion or anything else are bad, and that they have more hate than love. Sarah Silverman hatebelievejesus If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that Mommy is one of God's chosen people, and Daddy believes that Jesus is magic! Sarah Silverman believekidsjesus I'll be back. I'll be black. I'll be white black. Sarah Silverman humorwhitefunny This is AIDS. AIDS is as real as an egg. Sarah Silverman aidseggsreal I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic. Sarah Silverman brushesteethfaces Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist. Sarah Silverman racistcomedythinking Dear America, when you tell gay Americans that they can't serve their country openly or marry the person that they love, you're telling that to kids too. So don't be f**king shocked and wonder where all these bullies are coming from that are torturing young kids and driving them to kill themselves because they're different; they learned it from watching you. Sarah Silverman kingslove-youcountry Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. I kind of feel in between now. Sarah Silverman careerskindtogether Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews. Sarah Silverman jewworstsummer
