I believe in karma... that means i can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it. Scott Adams More Quotes by Scott Adams More Quotes From Scott Adams When you hire that first person, then you're a boss. You've got performance reviews. You've got complaints about not making enough money. You've got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids. Scott Adams bossstoriespeople The only risk of failure is promotion. Scott Adams promotionriskinspiration I'm surrendering myself to the realities of the Internet. Scott Adams internetreality Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. Scott Adams free-willpathpeople We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. Scott Adams ignoranceviewssea I love you like a fat kid loves cake! Scott Adams valentines-dayfoodlove I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles. Scott Adams empoweringjobspeople Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart. Scott Adams smartdifferencesbusiness In case the rest of you missed it, the inspirational speech was: 'If you work hard, you can achieve great things. And then you die'. Scott Adams hard-worksuicidedeath I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination. Scott Adams dilberthallucinationsaggravation If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. Scott Adams condescension-andtechnologydone The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it. Scott Adams runningfoodfirsts The best things in life are silly. Scott Adams stupidsillyinspirational Few things in life are less efficient than a group of people trying to write a sentence. The advantage of this method is that you end up with something for which you will not be personally blamed. Scott Adams things-in-lifewritingpeople I try to avoid giving advice. Scott Adams advicetryinggiving If you’re going to create, create a lot. Creativity is not like playing the slot machines, where failure to win means you go home broke. With creativity, if you don’t win, you’re usually no worse off than if you hadn’t played. Scott Adams creativityhomemean Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company. Scott Adams dumbstupidenough I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun. Scott Adams stupiditydumbfunny Your best work involves timing. If someone wrote the best hip hop song of all time in the Middle Ages, he had bad timing. Scott Adams hip-hopagesong We know the goats are imported because they don't speak English. Scott Adams goatsspeak-englishspeak
