I don't think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we'll get it out. Ray Romano More Quotes by Ray Romano More Quotes From Ray Romano When you wake up one day and say, "You know what? I don't think I ever need to sleep or have sex again." Congratulations, you're ready (to have children). Ray Romano babyfunnysex In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh. Ray Romano studentslaughingschool If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it. Ray Romano gameswondergolf I don't want to say work is who I am, but some people feel more centered and more whole when they're producing and creating. Ray Romano creatingwho-i-ampeople I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out. Ray Romano get-moneyloanstudents The best comedy, I feel, comes in a drama because it balances each other out. Ray Romano comedybalancedrama My daughter's tricycle said "Some Assembly Required." It came in a jar. Ray Romano assemblydaughterjars My career has been my craziest adventure. Ray Romano craziestcareersadventure My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. Ray Romano funny-lovefamilymotivational Failure-it centers me. Too much success has me thinking, All right, what's goin' on? Ray Romano failuretoo-muchthinking I had to be naked [in Vinyl], but I was almost more nervous about having to be drunk. The director wasn't going to yell, "Too big!," during the nude scene. For the drunk scene, you can be bad drunk or good drunk. We'll see. My wife was not happy, hearing about it. Ray Romano drunkwifedirectors Whenever I get down about life going by too quickly, what helps me is a little mantra that I repeat to myself: at least I'm not a fruit fly. Ray Romano fruit-flieshelpinglittles I did 15 shows a week when I lived in New York. I did five shows on a Friday and seven shows on a Saturday. It was everything I did and it was my sole source of income. Ray Romano incomefridaynew-york That's the one thing I have over any twenty-one-year-old: a proud history of accumulated neuroses. That's the game in which I'm da man. Ray Romano gamesmenyears Well, I'm a 14 handicap. Anyone who golfs knows what that means. Ray Romano handicapswellsmean You might think that's an exaggeration but believe me, if you leave twin two-year-olds alone in your living room, at some point a cow will be airborne. Ray Romano twobelievethinking You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me. Ray Romano cab-drivershatethinking If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now. Ray Romano accountantshugfathers-day If you are someone, you know, with fame, whatever amount, it's good to be married to someone who's not impressed with that at all. Ray Romano marriedknowsfame The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life. Ray Romano drawinghumortalking