I'm a drinker with a writing problem. by Brendan Behan

I'm a drinker with a writing problem.

Brendan Behan

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New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.

new-york spiritual funny

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a ps... by Brendan Behan

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

psychosis inspirational people

I think weddings are sadder than funerals, because they remind you of your own wedding. You can't be reminded of your own funeral because it hasn't happened. But weddings always make me cry.

funny-marriage funeral thinking

Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the w... by Brendan Behan

Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.

results tasks may

I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started... by Brendan Behan

I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.

drinking beer food

Other people's interruptions of your work are relatively insignificant compared with the countless times you interrupt yourself.

interruptions concentration people

To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk... by Brendan Behan

To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory.

drunk beer food

I ruined my health drinking to other people's. by Brendan Behan

I ruined my health drinking to other people's.

ruined drinking people

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

sexy marriage funny

There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary. by Brendan Behan

There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.

advertising-business public-relations publicity

One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough. by Brendan Behan

One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.

irish-drinking addiction enough

The sun was in mind to come out but having a look at the weather it was in lost heart and went back again.

mind heart weather

A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as w... by Brendan Behan

A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.

role-models men inspire

Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they... by Brendan Behan

Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can't do it themselves!

eunuchs critics

When I'm talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.

talking people way

Prostitutes, more than any other profession, help keep American m... by Brendan Behan

Prostitutes, more than any other profession, help keep American marriages together.

profession together helping

Scream at God if that's the only thing that will get results. by Brendan Behan

Scream at God if that's the only thing that will get results.

scream results prayer

I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It... by Brendan Behan

I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It'd depend whose life.

capital-punishment crime imagine

Message? What the hell do you think I am, a bloody postman? by Brendan Behan

Message? What the hell do you think I am, a bloody postman?

messages clever thinking

There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.

miserable situation made