I'm Irish, yeah, but I don't need to get up on a soapbox about it. Dylan Moran More Quotes by Dylan Moran More Quotes From Dylan Moran I'm not a fighter, I'm a bleeder. Dylan Moran fighterhumorfunny I quite fancy the 1940s. I like the trams and the trousers. Dylan Moran tramstrousersfancy I would never really analyse what I do. I leave that to other people - I'm not a critic. I just want to get on with whatever I have in hand, you know? Just try to make the best job of the available material. Dylan Moran best-jobjobshands Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I was 20. Dylan Moran comedyhumorfunny You look like a horse in a man costume Dylan Moran horsehumorfunny I do think it's perfectly natural and human to want to invest belief in something. It's just a facet of who we are. What do I believe in? I believe in the obvious things. The people I'm close to and my work - it's not complicated. Dylan Moran obvious-thingsbelievethinking I don't know that you're able to measure your aggregate wisdom as you go through life. I can't say that I ever feel that I'm sitting on top of a growing mound of wisdom. Dylan Moran growingablesitting Because their bones are growing, they can only sleep in certain positions, obviously. The crucifix and the swastika tend to be the most popular. Sometimes a combination of the two. Dylan Moran humorsleepfunny America's work ethic is non-stop; it's not even enshrined in law that workers have to get their two weeks holiday money. But Americans work harder than everyone else I can think of. Dylan Moran holidayhard-workthinking I'm just a guy who happens to work in public from time to time. I've built a reputation as an established comic, not as a celebrity - a celebrity is someone who is famous but doesn't do anything. Dylan Moran comicreputationguy I actually very rarely see comedy myself, and although I admire the work of some comics, it does come from all over, so I’ll get a charge out of some fiction writers and poets. Dylan Moran comedydoefiction You exaggerate your own reactions. Dylan Moran comedyhumorfunny What I prefer is an audience who listen. And are intelligent. Which I try and assume every audience is. And that if something goes wrong, it's generally my fault and not theirs. Dylan Moran faultsintelligenttrying We all know smoking is bad. I know I'm going to quit someday, if I thought I wasn't I'd quit now. Dylan Moran humorsmokingfunny I don't go to different countries to criticise their political system and tell them what they should be doing - what do I know? Dylan Moran politicaldifferentcountry Do your own thing. Speak in your voice. Dylan Moran voicespeak When I was a child, I wanted to watch things that made me laugh. It's attacking boredom, as simple as that. I was 19 when I first went to a comedy club - I wanted to do it, so I gave it a try and that was it. I found my office. Dylan Moran simplelaughingchildren You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic. Dylan Moran realismsurrealachieve In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me to do things in different ways. Dylan Moran creaturesdifferentway The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job. Dylan Moran humorjobsfunny
