I'm not that lazy, but I don't need that much money. I lead a fairly simple life. Karl Pilkington More Quotes by Karl Pilkington More Quotes From Karl Pilkington Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine. Karl Pilkington doe brain funny I look at life like a big book and sometimes you get half way through it and go 'Even though I've been enjoying it, I've had enough. Give us another book.' Karl Pilkington giving book looks In the sea you've got to be constantly sort of alert. It's worse in the sea [than anywhere else in the animal kingdom]. In the sea you've got an enemy behind every rock. Karl Pilkington rocks sea animal We are always making more and more stuff in the world. You know; big buildings, big planes, big boats and that. Will we ever get to a point where all this is too heavy for the world to handle? Karl Pilkington boat stuff world I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave. Karl Pilkington palaces caves views We're just a weed in the universe Karl Pilkington weed universe Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die. Karl Pilkington cat food funny It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle. Karl Pilkington spiteful jellyfish would-be For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see. Karl Pilkington values holiday Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years. Karl Pilkington body sometimes years If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out. Karl Pilkington anus five mines If you go away with, you know, a girlfriend, wife, whatever, you have an argument on holiday because you're not used to spending that much time with people. Karl Pilkington holiday girlfriend wife Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says. Karl Pilkington idiot india hate It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey Karl Pilkington publication monkeys happens Be the ugly one, look at the nice one. Karl Pilkington ugly nice looks The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’ Karl Pilkington hair men funny If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about. Karl Pilkington glasses house stuff What I mean is, I don't know what I mean. Karl Pilkington knows mean I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much. Karl Pilkington i-havent-changed changed havens The problem I have with all this religion stuff is that I can't relate to it. I think most people got into 'cos it gave them something to do on a Sunday, but since all the shops are now open it isn't required as much. Karl Pilkington sunday people thinking
