If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. Robin Williams More Quotes by Robin Williams More Quotes From Robin Williams I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone. Robin Williams lonelylovelife I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy Robin Williams changehappinessinspirational No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world. Robin Williams changeinspirationalphilosophy Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself. Robin Williams love-yourselfhatepeople I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole." Robin Williams humorfunnythinking You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. Robin Williams depressionpositiveinspirational Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. Robin Williams realphilosophydeath There's no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot. Robin Williams shamefailinggiving You know what music is - a harmonic connection between all living beings. Robin Williams connectionsmusic-ismusic If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem. Robin Williams problemsuicideremember Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death. Robin Williams qualityjobsphilosophy Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all. Robin Williams dead-poets-societycarpe-diemboys The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' Robin Williams tiredbaseballfunny You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren't paying attention to. Robin Williams memorablephilosophylife The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery. Robin Williams second-amendmenthumorfunny Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets. Robin Williams beautifulsometimesmeaningful And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish! Give it up! Robin Williams momfunnyjesus Come on now! You kick out the gooks, the next thing you know, you have to kick out the chinks, the spicks, the spooks, the kikes and all that's going to be left is a couple of brain-dead rednecks. Robin Williams redneckcouplebrain Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures. Robin Williams humorlatinfunny If I asked you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell. Robin Williams angeleyelove-you
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