If the audience knows you can be funny when you want to be, they will be willing to wait for that payoff. Bill Cosby More Quotes by Bill Cosby More Quotes From Bill Cosby When you introduce competition into the public school system, most studies show that schools start to do better when they are competing for students. Bill Cosby competition students school Emotionally, a person can become so negatively driven that they don't respect the privilege of being on this Earth without their mother and their father. They may say it doesn't bother them, but there is something in us about those who are a biological part of us and don't care. People in that situation stop hearing the other voices that love them, hold them, trust them and tells them how great they are. They're focused on that one person who isn't answering them. Bill Cosby voice mother father My grandpa didn't believe in hugging and kissing, or saying I love you. His love had to do with the way he treated you. When he said, We're going here, we're going there, he was telling me about life. That was his love for me. My love for him was listening to what he said, keeping out of trouble, doing right, being fair. Bill Cosby kissing love-you believe If you can find humour in anything, you can survive it Bill Cosby humour ifs The problem is that your daughter has given her heart to a 15-year-old boy, and a 15-year-old boy does not yet qualify as a human being. Bill Cosby daughter mother heart I can't even talk the way these people talk. 'Why you ain't?' 'Where you is?' Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth. Bill Cosby speak-english doctors people In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy 50th birthday! Bill Cosby naps opportunity birthday Public education is a good foundation on which to build a better life for each of us. And if we want to prove to these children who never made the mess in the first place that education is worth the trouble, our schools have to inspire them so they can do what they ought to do. Bill Cosby inspire children school There are some people who have trouble recognizing a mess. Bill Cosby mess trouble people Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much. Bill Cosby humor funny children When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody. Bill Cosby harm gun mean ...it was the arts, those noble expressions of the human spirit that are communicated through literature, dance, song, film, drama, painting and sculpture, among the many other such creative means, that helped articulate the sufferings of [these] people that were heard around the globe. Bill Cosby song drama art If you have a question about anything, the answer can be found in a book somewhere in the library. Bill Cosby library answers book In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no one really knows anything. You just need a lot of love and luck - and, of course, courage. Bill Cosby courage dark children My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals. Bill Cosby humor funny father As a comedian, I can walk out in front of 5000 people and not worry about a thing. Not a thing, believe me. But to stand up a face a camera and crew of maybe 15 guys and get up tight about it - to me that's weird. Bill Cosby worry believe people I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself into the audience and adjust my pace and tuning to them. I can get into their heads through their ears and through their eyes. Only through this total communication can I really achieve what I'm trying to do. Bill Cosby communication eye people Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. Bill Cosby marriage family love George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative. It's taking something common and drawing out the humor, being clever with words. Bill Cosby drawing clever winter Criticizing is easy, art is difficult. Bill Cosby wise easy art
