It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom. Bill Hicks More Quotes by Bill Hicks More Quotes From Bill Hicks What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves? Bill Hicks feel-better self-esteem war No, I don't do drugs anymore, either. But I'll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I'll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it's not a very popular idea, you don't hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth: I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day. Bill Hicks sorry jobs kids You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: "Iraq: incredible weapons - incredible weapons." How do you know that? "Uh, well... we looked at the receipts." Bill Hicks humor war funny Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves...After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do. Bill Hicks cold next war Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens. Bill Hicks keith plot nuts What does an atheist scream when they come? Bill Hicks scream atheist doe "Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth." ... I found my brand. Just don't get the ones that say, "Lung Cancer." Bill Hicks cancer warning smoking I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin' mouth. Bill Hicks mouths looks world That's starting to depress me about UFOs. The fact that they cross galaxies...and always end up in places like Fyfe, Alabama. Bill Hicks alabama depressing facts The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they've never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people's minds, exposing them to the light. Bill Hicks light laughing people That's why I always recommend a psychedelic experience because it makes you realize that all you've learned is in fact just learned and not necessarily the truth. Bill Hicks psychedelic drug facts I, like all artists in Western cultures, am a shaman...come in the guise of a comic...to heal perception by using...'jokes'. Bill Hicks western-culture perception artist Sixteen years I've pounded my head against the mentality of America, which...I'd say it's about an 8th grade emotional level. Bill Hicks emotional america years We are losing the 'War on Drugs,' which means there's a war going on and people on drugs are winning it. Bill Hicks winning war mean Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up. Bill Hicks pick-me-up land might Courtroom for Ted Bundy's trial is packed with women, trying to meet him and give him love letters and wedding-fucking-proposals...and the first thought that enters my mind is, "And I'm not getting laid." What am I doing wrong? Bill Hicks kings mind giving I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply. Bill Hicks christian believe people Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you. Bill Hicks perception might reality Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet, serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the law is like saying that God made a mistake. Bill Hicks marijuana law mistake I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the cops, I'd be so drunk I'd be out dancing to their lights thinking I'd made it to another club. Bill Hicks light men thinking
