Italian women are some of the most beautiful in the world. This is why the Vatican is in Italy. If a man can walk across Italy and retain his celibacy, he's got what it takes to be a priest - or an interior decorator. Craig Ferguson More Quotes by Craig Ferguson More Quotes From Craig Ferguson I'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if you don't know, it is like a blog except bigger. Craig Ferguson biggerreadingbook Divorce lawyers stoke anger and fear in their clients, knowing that as long as the conflicts remain unresolved the revenue stream will keep flowing. Craig Ferguson divorceknowingfear I have that hypocrisy of a parent in that I'm like,'Come on, you've got to toughen up at the same time let me take care of that for you. Craig Ferguson carehypocrisyparent The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delicious. Craig Ferguson addictionwinechristmas ....maybe fear is God's way of saying, "Pay attention, this could be fun. Craig Ferguson humorattentionfunny If I start giving people what they like I'll turn into one of them and I don't want to be one of them I want to be one of me. Craig Ferguson humorfunnypeople Insiders say Obama's pretty comfortable around actors. He should be. He has been 'acting' like he was born in Hawaii for a long time. Craig Ferguson actorsactinglong If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine. Craig Ferguson tequilaalcoholbeer In some countries Women's Day is a national holiday and men give women flowers. In America Women's Day falls on another holiday, Mardi Gras, where men give women beads in the respectful and post-feminist desire to see their naked boobies. Craig Ferguson flowercountryfall There is a scene in the movie where Astrid and Hiccup fly on Toothless's back toward the island of Berk. The animation is intensely real, from the waves on the sea to wisps of wind blowing in the characters' hair. The feeling I get watching that scene is why I fly - just for that feeling. Craig Ferguson realislandscharacter Here's a tip for all you aspiring young comics: Don't beat up the customers. It is very difficult to get laughs from an audience when you've actually drawn blood from one of their number. It kills the mood. Craig Ferguson numberslaughingblood Everything I think of now is too rude to actually say. Craig Ferguson humorfunnythinking For me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it. It should be about attacking the powerful - the politicians, the Trumps, the blowhards - going after them. We shouldn't be attacking the vulnerable. Craig Ferguson powerfulshould-havejoy I did have a love for literature that overpowered my hatred of the people who taught it, and I think because I had no respect for the teachers, their attitude didn't poison the writing that I was discovering for myself. Craig Ferguson writingattitudeteacher A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do anything. I'm going as Congress. Craig Ferguson dressing-uphalloweenadults Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'. Craig Ferguson humornightfunny Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands. Craig Ferguson dancefootballfunny I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving. Craig Ferguson thanksgivingfootballfunny I'm gonna enjoy being old I think I'll be awesome at it. Craig Ferguson humorfunnythinking It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear. Craig Ferguson humorfearfunny
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