[ Johnson ] does have a substantial history, and y’ all heard the facts of this particular case, that’s not a normal homicide … [ but ] we’ve got to wait until we get the records and probably have Terrelle Johnson properly evaluated. Then, we ’ll kind of know where we’re headed.

Jim Davis

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Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

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Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini... by Jim Davis

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

zucchini thanksgiving food

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. by Jim Davis

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

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An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice... or terrify, all depending upon how we conduct ourselves today.

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Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because... by Jim Davis

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.

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Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have t... by Jim Davis

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

cat humanity animal

If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen by Jim Davis

If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen

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It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what o... by Jim Davis

It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.

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When all else fails, look cute. by Jim Davis

When all else fails, look cute.

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When in doubt, pig out! by Jim Davis

When in doubt, pig out!

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Good morning is a contradiction of terms. by Jim Davis

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

good-morning good-day monday

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.

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We have a group of people now who think they own the state. Its d... by Jim Davis

We have a group of people now who think they own the state. Its disgusting.

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My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in t... by Jim Davis

My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.

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I never met a lasagna I didn't like by Jim Davis

I never met a lasagna I didn't like

Usually I commit to something in my head and then I start drawing... by Jim Davis

Usually I commit to something in my head and then I start drawing.

He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely... by Jim Davis

He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.

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In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are oran... by Jim Davis

In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.

There is never a need to outrun anything you can outwit. by Jim Davis

There is never a need to outrun anything you can outwit.

Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me. by Jim Davis

Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me.