jokes I hope there is no electric chair in prison, that my hair will be ruined. I don't want to look like a rock musician in the morgue. Penis and wit work like yin and yang, which is why humanity continues to multiply. I can’t go back to this family, they don’t have body hair, and they smile all the time, as if they went to the dolphinarium. Maybe you can explain this to your wife, straight to the crematorium, or her mom in the terrarium. Hit the barrel safety, she's married. The inscription on the fart pillow: the big bang theory. And how you managed to marry her, her girlfriend at the wedding, advised me to unbutton a couple of bra buttons, a pull-up bra, you can not explain further. This is not a mattress, this is my husband. In depression, you seize stress, then grease the corners to crawl through the door, you create claustrophobia in people. Technological ideas Miracle pants, vibration impulses help to feel an infinite number of partners in their bodies and genitals, and a helmet to see them, for example, for a guy with girls, he has a billion girls online, he is now having sex simultaneously with a billion girls and women around the world. He feels them all. The same option for girls. The global sex internet network can connect all of humanity. This ray gun acts like a via gra, that is, an erection will be under any conditions, it can last for a week, a month, a year, there are modes. Sex is like a race, the one who was used will come to the finish line second. Why is the gesture of the middle finger depicted on the coffin, because he was lonely. Girls are fascinated by the face of a guy, yours acts like ammonia from fainting, like garlic for a vampire, like I don’t eat that, but I already understood. Wages in Kazakhstan are like grocery shopping, a chocolate bar costs more than some juices, something that should cost less costs more (prestigious, but humiliating). Have you seen her claws? Are you afraid of dying from a slap or a tickle. Driving lessons for women. The penis is like a gearbox to achieve goals. See, she has a driver's license, full rights to his finances. He breathes so hard when he talks, I'm afraid he'll blow me out. Creation? This is when you make a sandwich, remix flavors, feel like a DJ. Yes? And you need a selfie stick to take a picture of your face. Don't worry, you'll find your girlfriend. You heard your baby said that I was a poop, well, she's small, yes, and your second daughter said that my face is a scribble-balyaka, well, you shouldn't have gone to boxing. Oh, the administration is you, I always confuse you with a toilet Why is my head hurting again? The memory disk is full of stupidity. Alco temptation tester With age, you shrink with a flag on your head so as not to be crushed What is it like to have insanity? Like a lettuce vinaigrette made of drugs, everything is slow-mo, you're in the middle of teddy bears Well, how do you like sex with her, he says after me everything hurt, I could not unzip Kamasutra with your wallet How can I stop loving her? Chemical castration Why do you have a drug lord written over your vagina to get hooked, have a sex addiction and bring a salary from work The inscription on the fart pillow the big bang theory big badda boom Chattering jaws on the floor from the joke shop, your wife's girlfriends are chatting, envious piranhas want to snatch a piece Why do you have a piggy bank written over your vagina? you know You gave your ex-girlfriend ten thousand dollars? Here she will be surprised when she sees in the exchanger that they are souvenirs from a joke shop. There was nothing to throw me How to find a girlfriend? And what do the aikyu scales show. Like the scales of love You wear dark glasses all the time, you hide your emotions, glasses. You lost your pride in cards Why fat people like to be photographed next to a large poison, for them it's food porn You bit the poor girl, I'm sorry, just the food was on her naked body, I was hungry Are you overdoing, overdoing? He wanted to say distort. Young people learn the language of politeness. Well, your son is overdoing it again. Well, you see they have a happy marriage, she also has a diploma in a trainer psychologist. But he jumps into bed with the overtone of ale op. Pre-wedding depression. Come on, you will rewind most of your life, from the comfort zone to the strict regime zone. Your left hemisphere is very smooth like a trampoline. Economic recovery, but like an erection, an economic riser. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

The dark side of personality It sounds a terrible lullaby of the dark side of the person, the music that lulls good in you is a terrible clown killer from horror films, the blind zone of your conscience, he with a bunch of weapons, each of which represents irony and sarcasm, shells of accumulated angry laughter of awareness. Your laugh is his laugh. In his smile are several thousand teeth and all of them are poisonous, corroding the psyche by the philosophy of personal experience.

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The dark side of the personality is selfish with latent suicidal tendencies of self-destruction.

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The deadliest jokes of fate The deadliest jokes of fate bring unceasing laughter of madness, the aria of laughter, the great opera about a fallen world, in a gift of naivete, and the gift is ticking like a bomb. I was holding back my laughter at the realization. You will be laughed to death, all the humor of fate. Fate is thinking where to shoot a pistol now, what you most value. Are you not funny? You just don't have a sense of humor. There will be so much shock awareness that you will choke with laughter while sitting in the electric chair of awareness. You will be cunning, you will stumble upon dirty jokes of black humor. Life is a deadly fun, fasten it up, fear is the adrenaline of hellish fun. Around you are clown hypocrisy, take popcorn and enjoy acting, clown show of selfishness, circus propaganda music. Billions laugh to tears and their souls scream. This is all a test, whether you go crazy or not, become like everyone else a hypocritical egoist and go to hell, or not. People are clowns from horror films, there are few people among them. And reincarnation is a repeating joke, an anecdote that you don't understand, and the comedy will continue until you understand the joke - it's a life lesson that you can't be a naughty, they burn in hell. If you feel conscience and guilt, then you are still human. A tense solo is played on you like a stringed instrument, and the string of the psyche breaks, and all other threads with reality will break. The only weapon is absolute fearlessness and unbridled laughter, you mock at those who want your suffering. You're in the world of selfish fools' day lasts a lifetime. You're alive because you haven't finished trolling yet. Sado maso karma, you continue to sin, is it not enough for you? More karma. You get pleasure from the pain of fate. You are full of deadly surprises of self-defense, like endless scarves and sleeves, you don’t believe in the tricks of creative lies, this is defocusing. Inflation is rising, and life will be even funnier and deadlier. The comical paradoxes of selfishness create a new reality. This false reality will become even funnier, a very funny mental hospital for people is ready. Cartoon optimism of self-deception, in Russian roulette of luck and success. Repeating the same jokes (mistakes in life) you hear your echo of karma. Everything is meaningless in chaos, fate gives suffering for the sake of fun, to look at your true face. Karma is self-irony because you make it worse for yourself. Become a scar, on the system of evil. The unbridled laughter of skepticism turns into an atheist who no longer believes in egoists who want to survive at the expense of others, their vile jokes (people's lies) defame faith in people. Sects of selfishness are everywhere. Naivete paralyzes your will, taking advantage of despair. Radiation of mass influence creates a mutation in the genome of consciousness. If you find out how ridiculous (cruel) this world is, you will perish. Autism lies and optimism. All the toxins, the toxic thinking of the selfishness of the whole world, all the irony of the world will kill you, and the uncontrollably laughing madman will be resurrected. How acid will corrode your brain. 1. Immersion in reality The smile of reality opens. Entering the deep tunnel of reality, you see the most eerie forms of smiles, like the deep throat of a hypocritical snake, a corridor entirely made up of the most eerie, frightening smiles of clowns. The deeper you go, the more you laugh from awareness and understanding. And you die after going through most of the tunnel choking with laughter. And your corpse seems to be dragging something unknown, invisible by itself. There are faces from the eternally smiling dead in the gates of eternity. And the new corpse merges with her and only a dead smile is visible. And only seeing the light with an indelible smile of irony and sarcasm. Reached the end. And the gate is open. To get into the space elevator. And so we are in the space elevator of morality, with a round floor, and round walls, which are decorated with light lamps of various delicate colors, this structure leads us to a higher dimension of thinking. You see it moving up at a very fast speed. You see the light above, this is a paradise where only the sincerity of all bright feelings and emotions, true love, forgiveness, true friendship, and disinterested nobility reign. 36 Mulatochka Captivating honey caramel is like a shining dawn, life with you is like a sweet erotic dream. Juicy sweet fabulously fantastically beautiful. From your sexuality, the glasses are sweating, captured by the sexual power in your eyes, this is the amazing magic of charm lurking in them. You are my depraved temptation, dirty temptation. A sweet temptation of gently growling passion, a juicy caramel berry breathtaking in its beauty, sometimes shimmering with a picturesque overflow, delicate sensual shades of a red sunset, incinerated by the red-hot heat of passion. From your hottest, sultry beauty, the brain seems to turn off and lose consciousness from your sweetest kisses. 2. A person between anger and despondency, illuminates both sides with selfless nobility. A thought comes out of the depths, or goes into the depths, into dreams, into unconsciousness, where there are only fears, desires, and memories. The head is connected with the other world, the pillar of the beam around which thoughts move, your mind opens thousands dimensions into alternate dimensions of the imagination. A smile will reveal the true self, a smile will open the bridge to it. A crazy smile stretches to the floor, it is like a cell of the soul, the edges of the lips are connected with portals to the other world, they are also smiles twisted into spirals, a gas of laughter comes out through the teeth, in a smile a whole universe of awareness, a smile clinging to other smiles, connecting them together and pulling them outside. Other smiling personalities burst out of the face while in a special state of mind. There is a squinting third eye in the head that suspects all traitors, electrical wires are tied to the head, connecting with reality, with its whisper. In the giant smile that opens up to the world, there is a smiling powerful force, the smiling eyes of the bright side of the personality. The body and soul are torn and there are crazy smiles too, the body opens, and there is a portal to an amazing world. A smile sometimes turns into a spiral of thoughts, a person withdrawing into himself, torn away from external values, plunging into spirituality, and then circles around himself, immersing himself in his own self. Part of the body is a cloak in which other forms of mood are hidden. The body has ten smiling tails of sycophants sent by the dark side of the personality. There is a sewn-in smile in the body that wants to say a lot, it is located in the back of the head in the back there is a bag that accumulates laughter and absorbs someone else's. 3. The smile of the seer The smile of awareness, its edges pierce into the fabric of reality and reveal what is hidden from the eyes, the black humor of reality devoid of all hypocrisy. 4. The smile of a hypocrite is a mask on the floor of the face from a broken mirror, which reflects tens of hundreds of false smiles of him and those who stand and stood in front of him. 5. From the awareness of everything and everything, the smile on the face becomes wider and wider. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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The decrease in hormones increases the feeling of loneliness and you feel life much more clearly.

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The dream of infinity is an amazing sensitive sensual love, it excites to shivering, the penis wants ny-yum. dreams lead away from this world, sincerity pierces eternity, poetic idealism, a dreamy heart is faithful to you, you are my constant thirst and hunger of my dreams, an aesthetic masterpiece of the poetry of eternal love, at the genetic level, the ingenious beauty of the universe. So the prosaic and melodic erotica of seduction, refined in detail, the bewitching whirlpool of love, is extraordinary beautiful, and my love is not from the world of everything, you are my dirty fetish, exalting your beauty, every impulse and pulse of the nerve is a signal of love, in my imagination your beauty increases to infinity, you are a monument of beauty, you are more beautiful than the nature of the cosmos and life itself, my love is an operatic poetry of feelings. Aria of my loins. Aesthetic erotica love in every second with you, every millimeter of the body is a masterpiece of aesthetics. It's hot in the morning, I fall in love at the speed of sound, captivated by your beauty at the speed of light, Beauty drives you crazy to infinity, kilowatts of love, gigabytes of dreams, a quintillion of perfect pixels of beauty, each of them is a masterpiece, endless liters of enthusiastic compliments, a symphony of passion, sincere devoted passion , a utopia of endless love. Nerves overflowing with love and passion. 2. Romance of eternal love Romance of eternal love, boundless amorous consciousness, heavenly toupia of love, lyrical romantic melodies of nostalgia, in the past I keep your image in my subconscious as an artifact of true love, you are the sweet music of love, and tears of the heart sing beauty, your beauty is a tattoo in my heart, and mind, burning feelings reach out to you like the stars, my sweet dreams of you, a waterfall of libido, I feel touching feelings between my legs, I get lost in space and time when I look at you, a symphony of seduction, melodic erotica of passion, euphoria of catharsis, the light of my love, illuminates your beauty, in the poetry of dreams, love blooms to trembling, I shudder with passion, love blooms, sincere songs of my heart, sing beauty, seconds overflowing with love, caress my thoughts of you, and idolize every second. And eternity is not enough to enjoy your beauty, and the stars of compliments are burning around, billions of orgasms per second as one eternity lived loving you, primal passion, you are an endless, immensely beautiful dimension of the beauty of the body and soul, billions of light years is the scale of my love, your beauty screams the word sex, epic, great beauty, refined temptation, touching tenderness, in your beauty, you can dream about you forever, oh the call of my dreams, your voice caresses the loins, oh poem of my love, I am with you in my thoughts forever, you are an immortal dream , and the value of the heart, these are thoughts about you, oh the dream of my dreams, you are the tenderness of my sincerity, oh goddess of my infinity, I idolize in compliments, every second with you, the lyrics of romance flow like a stormy river of love. Sadistic teasing beauty, starving libido, naked sincerity of my love. 3. Metaphysical transformations Metaphysical transformations, contemplation of infinity, cultural shock of various inner worlds, landscapes of illusions, defective reality of egoism, worldview as a broken channel of thinking, broken reality, in this selfish world we plunge into nonsense, time leads to other dimensions of imagination, time leads to emptiness, knowledge eternity in the subconscious, tears flow in my veins and liters of tears pass through the heart, in the mirages of oblivion, we comprehend the depths of loneliness, in oblivion we become ghosts and strangers to ourselves, neurocollapse of depression, epilepsy of insight, man as undead on autopilot. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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The dream of society The dream of non-existence, the blindness of atheism, desire is a lullaby, imagination becomes more real than reality itself, the invented materializes, madness from the subconscious becomes the basis of everything, a mechanical worldview devoid of soul, questions help to know the soul, the system of society disconnected from reality, insensitivity disconnects people from the world, nonsense helps mentally leave this world, creative design of lies, collages of other people's ideas for art, culture, science, we become insensitive and walk with a drip of emotions to feel something, personal growth training necromancers, marketers, nutritionists motivate to return faith in life from the other world , a defibrillator of motivation helps to feel the current, but not life itself, it hurts to feel alive in a world of lies. Necrosis of apathy, truth regenerates the cells of life. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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The epitaph of inference is like a tattoo on your eternity, which will prove to you that everything is meaningless.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

The evolution of awareness in the heart gives revelation to the soul, which is the highest philosophy of the spirit. The heart is the great teacher of the soul.

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The evolution of ingenuity is stagnating from the technogenic devaluation of labor.

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The evolutionary ladder of lies, lies - this is a jetpack in the ladder of social status, and people seem so small this gives rise to misanthropy and sociopathy. Honest people are homeless people or corpses. In the evolution of monopoly by self-interest and profit, only the manipulative lies of populism and marketing, the acting of hypocritical greed, are being improved. Lying is the daughter of greed. Lies turn us into atheists, immerse in skepticism all the brightest and most beautiful.

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The evolutionary, gene transformation of the chimera of thinking, due to the gene of ingenuity and egoism, expands, as it were, the universe of dissociation. Anthropomorphic worldview of multiculturalism and hydras of science and pop culture that raise mestizos of globalism of various mentalities.

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The game leads to the logical conclusion of the cyclical nature. From one play mentality of manipulation of populism to another. All modes change as the design and graphics of the game reality change.

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The genitals inhibit the evolutionary development of the brain, since the trends of modern culture develop at the expense of the genitals, inflation, selfishness, infantilism, etc. The world will heal profundity.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

The geo-mentality of egoism, local mentality that crumbles into smaller areas of mentality, hypocritical adherents, turns everything into crumbs of pettiness.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

The highest level of awareness is the irony of sarcasm corroding pride, insight in a crying laugh.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

The human world is the result of a sick imagination of illusions, consisting of fear and despair.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

The image of a beloved one is light in the middle of darkness.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

The Kazakh woman is a hot goddess, she is the sexiest notes of desire.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

The lawyer manipulates the laws so it seems that there are no laws. This is a chess game of emotions and revelations. It seems that there is no morality from this in the laws.

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