jokes I hope there is no electric chair in prison, that my hair will be ruined. I don't want to look like a rock musician in the morgue. Penis and wit work like yin and yang, which is why humanity continues to multiply. I can’t go back to this family, they don’t have body hair, and they smile all the time, as if they went to the dolphinarium. Maybe you can explain this to your wife, straight to the crematorium, or her mom in the terrarium. Hit the barrel safety, she's married. The inscription on the fart pillow: the big bang theory. And how you managed to marry her, her girlfriend at the wedding, advised me to unbutton a couple of bra buttons, a pull-up bra, you can not explain further. This is not a mattress, this is my husband. In depression, you seize stress, then grease the corners to crawl through the door, you create claustrophobia in people. Technological ideas Miracle pants, vibration impulses help to feel an infinite number of partners in their bodies and genitals, and a helmet to see them, for example, for a guy with girls, he has a billion girls online, he is now having sex simultaneously with a billion girls and women around the world. He feels them all. The same option for girls. The global sex internet network can connect all of humanity. This ray gun acts like a via gra, that is, an erection will be under any conditions, it can last for a week, a month, a year, there are modes. Sex is like a race, the one who was used will come to the finish line second. Why is the gesture of the middle finger depicted on the coffin, because he was lonely. Girls are fascinated by the face of a guy, yours acts like ammonia from fainting, like garlic for a vampire, like I don’t eat that, but I already understood. Wages in Kazakhstan are like grocery shopping, a chocolate bar costs more than some juices, something that should cost less costs more (prestigious, but humiliating). Have you seen her claws? Are you afraid of dying from a slap or a tickle. Driving lessons for women. The penis is like a gearbox to achieve goals. See, she has a driver's license, full rights to his finances. He breathes so hard when he talks, I'm afraid he'll blow me out. Creation? This is when you make a sandwich, remix flavors, feel like a DJ. Yes? And you need a selfie stick to take a picture of your face. Don't worry, you'll find your girlfriend. You heard your baby said that I was a poop, well, she's small, yes, and your second daughter said that my face is a scribble-balyaka, well, you shouldn't have gone to boxing. Oh, the administration is you, I always confuse you with a toilet Why is my head hurting again? The memory disk is full of stupidity. Alco temptation tester With age, you shrink with a flag on your head so as not to be crushed What is it like to have insanity? Like a lettuce vinaigrette made of drugs, everything is slow-mo, you're in the middle of teddy bears Well, how do you like sex with her, he says after me everything hurt, I could not unzip Kamasutra with your wallet How can I stop loving her? Chemical castration Why do you have a drug lord written over your vagina to get hooked, have a sex addiction and bring a salary from work The inscription on the fart pillow the big bang theory big badda boom Chattering jaws on the floor from the joke shop, your wife's girlfriends are chatting, envious piranhas want to snatch a piece Why do you have a piggy bank written over your vagina? you know You gave your ex-girlfriend ten thousand dollars? Here she will be surprised when she sees in the exchanger that they are souvenirs from a joke shop. There was nothing to throw me How to find a girlfriend? And what do the aikyu scales show. Like the scales of love You wear dark glasses all the time, you hide your emotions, glasses. You lost your pride in cards Why fat people like to be photographed next to a large poison, for them it's food porn You bit the poor girl, I'm sorry, just the food was on her naked body, I was hungry Are you overdoing, overdoing? He wanted to say distort. Young people learn the language of politeness. Well, your son is overdoing it again. Well, you see they have a happy marriage, she also has a diploma in a trainer psychologist. But he jumps into bed with the overtone of ale op. Pre-wedding depression. Come on, you will rewind most of your life, from the comfort zone to the strict regime zone. Your left hemisphere is very smooth like a trampoline. Economic recovery, but like an erection, an economic riser. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Too much truth is the style of a drunken master, intoxicated with the sweet wine of philosophical poetry, a comical third eye, whose power of thought will break stone and ice. Developed dexterity of thought, manipulates the fighting techniques of aphorisms leaving no chance.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Too much truth is the style of a drunken master, intoxicated with the sweet wine of philosophical poetry, a comical third eye, whose power of thought will break stone and ice. Developed dexterity of thought, manipulates the fighting techniques of aphorisms leaving no chance. Loneliness enhances the force of the blow, its depth of thought, piercing consciousness and subconsciousness.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Too much truth is the style of a drunken master, intoxicated with the sweet wine of philosophical poetry, a comical third eye, whose power of thought will break the stone of stupidity and the ice of indifference. Developed dexterity of thought, manipulates the fighting techniques of aphorisms, and philosophical poems of a drunken master, leaving no chance. Loneliness enhances the force of the blow, its depth of thought, piercing consciousness and subconsciousness, piercing the infinity of time.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Too much truth is the style of a drunken master, intoxicated with the sweet wine of philosophical poetry, a comical third eye, whose power of thought will break the stone of stupidity and the ice of indifference. Developed dexterity of thought, manipulates the fighting techniques of the aphorisms of a drunken master, leaving no chance. Loneliness enhances the force of the blow, its depth of thought, piercing consciousness and subconsciousness, piercing the infinity of time.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

True love is invulnerable, it will not be overwhelmed by treason, resentment, guilt, you still love, even if you are not loved or not loved. Such love is an independent feeling, it is a paradise energy, a warm, gentle light of sincerity. All whom you loved, all of them may appear in dreams, they turned into energy, they will be in your memory all life.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Truth is obsessed with conscience, intuition speaks with the voice of conscience.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Truth under anesthesia, hypnotic truth serum, under a layer of surrealism of self-deception.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Upbringing is the binary code of the program of the system of society.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Vanity is infantilism in a skipping rope, the main thing here is imagination.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

We are building a new world in isolation from each other, we renounce the foundations and build a new world from the ruins like a sand castle on the shore, reviewing and distorting to infinity, amnesia in the future plunges into the unknown and detachment, like the endless depths of eternity that will give new and new knowledge of the infinite depths of our self, we renounce the genes of the past in order to move on, we renounce ourselves in order to know ourselves in oblivion, we reveal our personality in a cocoon of cyber consciousness, a new level of the world, far from reality, we plunge into amnesia in which nothing let's not remember and appreciate, just plunge into the carefree inevitability of cyber manipulation, an abundance of hypnotic desires, the wind blows in all directions like a tornado tears off the ground and crushes in the fall, the funeral of future generations has already begun, which will fall into eternal sleep in the cyber subconscious. The world is only the abode of the spirit, the world as a companion of eternity, movement in a circle of reincarnation along the axis of the planet, we wind up the thought and strive to come to the core of insight, the body rots like vices, everything in this world is not important, everything is important only for your body, all insults and guilt will rot with our body in the grave, and the soul will become free in the infinity of life, true life after death, life is a prelude to eternity, souls are like stars in space, and the world becomes a galaxy illuminated by stars, fills eternity with wisdom, and life with stupidity, the night is like space, and souls are like stars, during life it was important for us to do stupid things, and after death we are free from illusions, and wisdom opens our eyes, we are afraid to look into eternity, light years of understanding, the body is childhood, the soul is the wise maturity of romance The infinity of life in the insomnia of awareness, in the emptiness we feel the truth of life, farther and farther from illusions, into a world that seems different to people, a world without temptations and illusions, a world in which no one is ready to enter, only adults can enter in spirit, other children are afraid, temporary a feeling of insomnia, we are part of infinity, it has already been, it will still be, a melody like a comet moves in space, a thought that moves in an endless void, blinding the worlds with truth, we are part of true life, when we are awake, the mind is looking for a way out of deception, sadism in relation to our lives, when we succumb to temptation, the stars are like thoughts in the unconsciousness that mixes with the subconscious and creates consciousness, thoughts are like a moment in the emptiness of a meaningless world of self-deception, Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

We are in a ghostly matrix, we are in the past and this is our eternity. In the time loop of karmic nostalgia, reincarnation and the wheel of samsara, where the philosophical romance of the soul and heart intensifies. We do not understand that we have been dead for a long time.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

We are in the womb of materialism, in a cocoon of the illusion of fear. Slaves are born.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

We are part of the universe of her energy, her philosophy. Many worlds can be hidden in us. Civilizations in our thinking. They say that our world is abundant thanks to opinions.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

What does the inner world of a person look like for someone it consists of egoism, and for someone of selfless deep philosophy.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

What is the world The world is two-faced, and man is also two-faced. We pretend that we feel good, but inside we are useless children, hypocrisy is politeness so as not to offend with our terrible truth, the truth about many people is terrible. Inside we are different, we are aware of our loneliness in the world of hypocrisy and stereotyped, brazen deceit, we cannot reveal our true self, as it is not polite, we do not have the right to be ourselves, we do not have the right to be honest, since the truth hurts people, people possessed by ego will not allow pride to be defiled, it threatens with poverty and loneliness, if we cannot be honest, we cannot have friends, if there are hypocritical spies around us, inside we are all infinitely alone in the world of egoists, through the blinds of consciousness, only one the lies of this world. The world is one big consciousness generator technology in the matrix network, technological soulless consciousness, like a blender of feelings, art DJs, the future is becoming more abstract and detached from reality, people strive to abandon reality, live in the bliss of the body, and the body becomes their soul , anatomical immortality that will help you stay in the consciousness of the third dimension, in a paradise of illusions, in a chemical laboratory of bio-consciousness, creating a quantum acceleration of the reaction of the mind, leading to a quantum hyper leap of consciousness to see the future self, cheating of the mind, cheat codes of awareness, we seem to be turning himself into a particle of a computer (city), a micro electrode that does not have consciousness, since it is controlled by its body. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

When hugging your girlfriend, you need to not just hug, you must convey the warmth of love that comes from your soul. What would she feel from this warm sunlight coming from your soul is the merging of the souls of lovers into a single whole. And at that moment, perhaps you will feel that she is holding you a little harder than you are.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

When the strings of anger and the psyche are especially tense - these are special strings of reality, a melody of truth is heard that you will never hear anywhere because it has no analogues since it is random. The truth in which the strings are about to break and a frightening silence of smiling madness comes

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

When you realize that you are not allowed to be with the one you really love, this person turns into pain, you want to hug this person and warm up, cry until the pain turns into emptiness. I want the pain never to end, because if the pain goes away, love goes away with it. The pain of love is priceless after a breakup because these are priceless memories of true love that warm you alone.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Will and motivation is a magic ball of fate (toy).

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Without knowing the way of the body, philosophy becomes meaningless.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich