Let's do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who've seen me before might know that. Bill Hicks More Quotes by Bill Hicks More Quotes From Bill Hicks Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to. Bill Hicks atheist funny sex I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me. Bill Hicks revolutionary-ideas humor funny Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life? Bill Hicks employment mexico way It seems to me that there will be a point in out development or our evolution where you put your guns aside. Bill Hicks evolution development gun Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who've helped me. Bill Hicks artist writing book How come people always flip and think they're Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus. 'Ah'm BUDDHA!' 'You're Bubba!' 'Ah'm Buddha now..All I gotta do is change 3 letters on ma belt. Bill Hicks america jesus thinking I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all. Bill Hicks christian wish running I wouldn't give Satan a snowball's chance in Hell against a woman's ego. Bill Hicks ego chance giving Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes--are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God! Bill Hicks rocks stars children You're not a human till you're in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring. Bill Hicks phones political book The role of the comedian is to say 'Wait a minute' when a consensus starts to form. Bill Hicks comedian roles waiting How about a positive LSD story? Wouldn't that be news-worthy, just the once? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition and lies? I think it would be news-worthy. Bill Hicks scare-tactics lying thinking I can't believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you. Bill Hicks war long believe If I thought the Jews killed God, I'd worship the Jews. Bill Hicks agnostic atheism atheist In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth... see you at the final. Bill Hicks finals earth If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender. Bill Hicks alcohol numbers war Why is pot against the law? It wouldn't be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can't make a profit off it, would it? Bill Hicks profit law pot Truly, the only stupid people I've ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television. Bill Hicks clueless stupid people I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night. Now I wonder why we're f-ked up as a race. I've read the Bible. I can't find the word "bunny" or "chocolate" anywhere in the f-king book. Bill Hicks easter kings jesus My voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked. Bill Hicks voice heard wanted
