Life's too damn funny for me to explain. Don Marquis More Quotes by Don Marquis More Quotes From Don Marquis Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. Don Marquis procrastination witty art I once heard the survivors of a colony of ants that had been partially obliterated by a cow's foot seriously debating the intention of the gods towards their civilization. Don Marquis atheism feet civilization When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?' Don Marquis money work men The trouble with the public is that there is too much of it; what we need in public is less quantity and more quality. Don Marquis quality too-much needs Between the years of ninety-two and a hundred and two, however, we shall be the ribald, useless, drunken, outcast person we have always wished to be. We shall have a long white beard and long white hair; we shall not walk at all, but recline in a wheel chair and bellow for alcoholic beverages; in the winter we shall sit before the fire with our feet in a bucket of hot water, a decanter of corn whiskey near at hand, and write ribald songs against organized society... We look forward to a disreputable, vigorous, unhonoured, and disorderly old age. Don Marquis writing winter song personally my ambition is to get my time as a cockroach shortened for good behavior and be promoted to a revenue officer it is not much of a step up but i am humble Don Marquis cockroaches ambition humble Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. Don Marquis hope witty funny Too many creatures both insects and humans estimate their own value by the amount of minor irritation they are able to cause to greater personalities than themselves. Don Marquis irritation able personality Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun. Don Marquis love relationship life A demagogue is a person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage the country. Don Marquis gang literature country Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless it is kept under control. Don Marquis profitable honesty good-things Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth. Don Marquis humble bible jesus When you can't have anything else, you can have virtue. Don Marquis virtue It wont be long now it wont be long man is making deserts of the earth it wont be long now before man will have used it up so that nothing but ants and centipedes and scorpions can find a living on it. Don Marquis desert men long If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when they're reading to themselves. Don Marquis reading writing moving Nearly every night before I go to bed I ask myself, "Have I vibrated in tune with the Infinite today, or have I failed? Don Marquis bed today night Not every woman in old slippers can manage to look like Cinderella Don Marquis slippers manage looks A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. Don Marquis witty life funny We pay for the mistakes of our ancestors, and it seems only fair that they should leave us the money to pay with. Don Marquis inheritance money mistake The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race. Don Marquis life-sucks progress race
