Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. George Burns More Quotes by George Burns More Quotes From George Burns At my age flowers scare me. George Burns flowerbirthdayfunny Be quick to learn and wise to know. George Burns learningwiseinspirational I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up. George Burns playboyglasseswitty This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. George Burns guytwobook From Paris we took the Orient Express to Vienna. I must say I was terribly disappointed; nobody was murdered on the train. George Burns parishumorousfunny If you were married to Marilyn Monroe, you'd cheat with some ugly girl. George Burns uglymarriedgirl Much later in life, though, Gracie made a major contribution to the opera world. She stayed out of it. George Burns later-in-lifehumorousfunny This is all so exciting I've decided to keep making one movie every 36 years. George Burns decidedexcitingyears When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. George Burns scotchrocksparty I've been a straight man for so many years that from force of habit I repeat everything. I went out fishing with a fellow the other day and he fell overboard. He yelled, Help! Help! Help! so I said, Help? Help? Help? And while I was waiting for him to get his laugh, he drowned. George Burns fishingmenyears Just because you're old that doesn't mean you're more forgetful. The same people whose names I can't remember now I couldn't remember fifty years ago. . . George Burns humorousfunnymean I drink coffee with my right hand, and I smoke with my left. But I talk with both hands. George Burns drinkcoffeehands Being an actor is easy, just picture someone in a room and you outside waiting for your cue to go in. Elliot Gould's been trying that for forty years. George Burns waitingtryingyears Dress simply. If you wear a dinner jacket, don't wear anything else on it ... like lunch or dinner. George Burns lunchdressesadvice Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do. George Burns setting-goalsbusinessgoal How can I die? I'm booked. George Burns humoragefunny People are always asking me when I'm going to retire. Why should I? I've got it two ways - I'm still making movies, and I'm a senior citizen, so I can see myself at half price. George Burns seniortwopeople When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age. George Burns agingvitalityage It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere. George Burns agingage Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere. George Burns cutebirthdayfunny
