Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says. Karl Pilkington More Quotes by Karl Pilkington More Quotes From Karl Pilkington It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob. Karl Pilkington kangaroos eating littles The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then. Karl Pilkington tudors ifs knows Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures. Karl Pilkington brochures nappies air A block of blood should not have the word "cake" after it...they might as well say "shite gateau Karl Pilkington cake block blood If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing. Karl Pilkington sloth sleep running Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer. Karl Pilkington computer trying thinking I saw a bee have a heart attack. Karl Pilkington saws bees heart If you haven't got eyes, you shouldn't have wings Karl Pilkington eye havens wings At what point is a wasp ever going to have a chat with a spider? Karl Pilkington spiders wasps If you’re not happy looking a knob in the face, there’s something wrong. Karl Pilkington knobs not-happy faces You never see an old man eating a Twix Karl Pilkington old-man eating men What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate? Karl Pilkington plates It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up. Karl Pilkington people years interesting I don’t think I’ve ever felt this lost, even in Wales. Karl Pilkington wales lost thinking This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story. Karl Pilkington cities stories school If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic Karl Pilkington dessert ships camels Knowledge is almost annoying. Karl Pilkington annoying I mean, I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere. Karl Pilkington quiet night mean Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really. Karl Pilkington radio girlfriend school It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that. Karl Pilkington hassle family-and-friends funny
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