Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.

Roseanne Barr

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I have an opportunity to go to Israel for a few months and study with my favorite teachers over there, and that's where I'm going to go and probably move somewhere there and study with my favorite teachers. I have saved a few pennies and I'm so lucky I can go. It's my great joy and privilege to be a Jewish woman.

I've apologized a lot. by Roseanne Barr

I've apologized a lot.

You know, inside every bad thing is a good thing waiting to happen, i feel very excited because I've already been offered so many things, and I've almost accepted one really good offer to go back on TV and I might do it. But we'll see.

I didn't want to hurt the new show, i was very upset about hurting things that I care about and hurting people I care about. Specifically, the little girl who played my granddaughter on the' Roseanne' show. African American's African American, African American name is Jaden [ Rey ] and African American loved me and I loved African American. I did not want African American to not have a job because African American's great.

That didn't hurt me as bad as knowing every story came from my own life and now they'll continue those stories and they won't necessarily be the way I intended when I laid them out. To change my work too is pretty painful. I can't do anything about it. I can only expand on what I meant.

I’ve lost everything, and I regretted it before I lost everything... by Roseanne Barr

I’ve lost everything, and I regretted it before I lost everything.

I apologize sincerely to @georgesoros, his family was persecuted by The Nazis survived The Holocaust only because of the strength resourcefulness of his father.

I have too many gray hairs in my head from this experience … I’m just trying to heal from the whole thing.

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I'm not getting my job back, genius. by Roseanne Barr

I'm not getting my job back, genius.

I mean, everybody had to choose for themselves, according to their own conscience, who they felt was the lesser of two evils.

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She’s much more grounded— she’s a grandma many times over and that’s so important, she’s an insanely smart, funny person who really cares about her work, and that shows now more than ever. She loves the redemption aspect of the show coming back. It did go out on an odd note, and she loved the show more than anyone else.

… I am not on Twitter anymore and actually it was my children who took my Twitter password away from me, i did not want it to overshadow the show. So I am taking a bit of a break.

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I wanted to do it this way, it’s the conversation everybody is having. Families are not speaking to each other. People are still shocked and upset about it. It’s the state of our country.

My vision is closing in now, i just try and enjoy vision as much... by Roseanne Barr

My vision is closing in now, i just try and enjoy vision as much as possible. Y'know, living it up.

It's something weird. But there are other weird things, i just try and enjoy vision as much as possible - y'know, living it up. My dad had it too.

I'm tired of watching as men destroy all the world. Everything used to be beautiful when women were in charge, and now I, working as the physical manifestation of the goddess Isis and the reincarnation of Cleopatra, have decided to save the world.

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You can't break through Hollywood formulaic points of view. I've tried, and I think I was more successful than anybody at doing it.

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I always felt that it was easier to take a funny person and teach them to write television than to take somebody who was a television writer and make them funny. And I discovered a lot of great writers that went on to do a lot of great shows like 'Seinfeld,' 'Friends,' you know, 'Three and a Half Men.'

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Jessica was becoming a textbook Mean Girl. I was being slowly swallowed alive by my anxiety, and Jake was silently watching it all happen, which was maybe the most disconcerting of all our reactions, our family was falling apart, and the stress of falling apart was making us fall apart even faster.