Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call. Richard Lewis More Quotes by Richard Lewis More Quotes From Richard Lewis When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. Richard Lewis wittylovefunny I tried phone sex - it gave me an ear infection. Richard Lewis phonescomplainingsex I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror. Richard Lewis humormirrorsfunny I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. Richard Lewis intelligencehumorousfunny During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else. Richard Lewis funny-sexfunnysex I like to read biographies of authors that I love, like Richard Yates. I also like to see what non-fiction authors are out there. My bible is Something Happened. It's one of the greatest books I've ever read. But if I don't read a Dostoevsky soon I'm going to kill myself. Richard Lewis biographiesbookfiction I love being famous. It validates that I have something to say. Richard Lewis being-famousfamelove-is My parents were my worst audience. Richard Lewis audienceworstparent For 45 years I've worked without an audience. Richard Lewis audienceyears Last Saturday was a fantastic day at the championships. We had superb tennis going on and we were benefiting from modern technology where people were able to follow the football, enjoy it, without disturbing other people, i was out and about around the grounds and you could tell when Hopefully England had scored... Hopefully England was wonderful. We didn't receive a single complaint from anyone who was here who felt their enjoyment of the tennis was interrupted and I'm sure it'll be the same next Sunday. Richard Lewis sports What will happen next Sunday is Centre Court will be packed for the men's final and I'm sure people will be able to follow World Cup final, it's not unheard of for there to be a ripple of applause or a shout when something special happens in a football tournament, and I'm sure everybody will understand if it does. Richard Lewis sports My act is always a work in progress. I pray I have a bad day before a show. Richard Lewis dayprogressbad-daywork I read somewhere that when I go on stage, people realize that they're not me and they feel better. When I walk off the stage, people know who I really am. I'm not saying it's great comedy, cool comedy or better comedy - but that's what I do, and I do it first for myself. Richard Lewis walkmyselfcoolme There's a thin line between narcissism, even if it's a healthy narcissism, and entertainment. Richard Lewis linenarcissismentertainmenthealthy When I was younger, I listened to the greats: Winters, Mel and Carl, Nichols and May, Pryor, Carlin, Klein, Berman and lots of Lenny Bruce albums. But once I started doing fairly well, I didn't want to hear anybody's jokes or premises. Richard Lewis welldoingjokeswant My grandmother was a Jewish juggler: she used to worry about six things at once. Richard Lewis shethingsgrandmotherworry I didn't ever feel close to my real family. I didn't feel validated; I never felt right because I was always wrong. Richard Lewis feelneverfamilyreal I never wanted to do observational humor because I never wanted to tell people what they were seeing. Richard Lewis nevertellhumorpeople My humor is channeling everything through my brain. For example, when I talk about something, it's how Richard Lewis feels about it. I'm a storyteller. I do a lot of free association. Richard Lewis freeeverythinghumorbrain When I started out, I struggled, and I was broke a lot. But I'm glad I struggled, and I'm glad I was broke a lot. Richard Lewis startedoutbrokeglad
