My mother always said you could eat off her floor; you could eat of my floor too, there's so much food down there. Elayne Boosler More Quotes by Elayne Boosler More Quotes From Elayne Boosler While editors and newspaper owners currently fret over shrinking readership and lost profits, they do the one thing that insures cutting their own throats; they keep reducing space for the one feature that attracts new young readers in the first place; the comic strips. Elayne Boosler editors cutting space I guess in general, people tend to not eat the cute animals. Elayne Boosler animal cute people I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, 'There goes our beach house.' Elayne Boosler husband dog beach I just get the feeling that if Jesse Helms was in charge of art in America, you'd go into a museum and see nothing but prints of dogs playing cards. Elayne Boosler dog america art I'd much rather see Richard Pryor or Jackie Mason in a theater than in a club. Elayne Boosler masons clubs theater Wouldn’t it be great to see a line in all movie credits that truthfully says, “Nobody was harmed in the making of this film, and at the cast party, all animals got a belly belly belly rub”. Elayne Boosler credit party animal Why isn't the movie industry forced to open its shooting locations to an organization that is there to advocate for animal actors? The industry isn't allowed to pick and choose which movies using young children it will or won't allow to be monitored. The vulnerable should be protected. Elayne Boosler organization animal children When I was growing up in comedy, there were maybe 10 comics in the whole country. Everyone had a day job. You worked free for years in little clubs, then you got your big break and became a star. Elayne Boosler stars jobs country The thing about breaking up when you get older, you just don't have the steam anymore. "Oh, that's it. I can't start shaving my legs above the knee again." Elayne Boosler shaving heartache legs Most people love animals, and most people love to laugh. Combining the two makes both resonate deeper. Elayne Boosler animal two people I didn't get a high school diploma. I really didn't have much of an education, which left me open to educating myself throughout my life, without the limitations on intellectual curiosity a formal education can impose. I followed what interested me. Elayne Boosler curiosity intellectual school Every time we help an animal, we are healing ourselves, over and over. Elayne Boosler healing helping animal As for being a voice in politics, I feel whether you are famous or not, busy or not, it's incumbent upon every citizen to participate in this government in any way we can. Elayne Boosler citizens voice government If I had known that was the last M&M; I would have sucked on it Elayne Boosler Only a weak mind seeks ultimate answers. Elayne Boosler When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Elayne Boosler I love being down at Occupy Wall Street. The sincerity, the youth involvement, the desire for better, is palpable and moving. There is true caring, sharing, and refreshingly naive hope. Elayne Boosler youth caring hope love We have wild animals in zoos, yet people rarely meet their 'food' face to face. Elayne Boosler meet face food people
