Quick decision makers are often stuck behind annoying people in line at Starbucks. Ellen DeGeneres More Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres More Quotes From Ellen DeGeneres Usually, I wear tennis shoes because my feet are flat, and it hurts to wear anything other than shoes that are cushiony. Ellen DeGeneres shoeshurtfeet It is a fundamental right for people to be allowed to love who they want to love and marry who they want to marry and stop holding on to some form of discrimination that it's just isn't fair. Ellen DeGeneres fundamentalswantpeople I think beauty comes from actually knowing who you are. That's real beauty to me. Ellen DeGeneres knowing-who-you-arerealthinking We're told to go on living our lives as usual, because to do otherwise is to let the terrorists win, and really, what would upset the Taliban more than a gay woman wearing a suit in front of a room full of Jews? Ellen DeGeneres gayhumorfunny Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log. Ellen DeGeneres cheesyholidaychristmas People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant. Ellen DeGeneres hilariousinspirationalfunny I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. Ellen DeGeneres cuttinglifefunny The only way a no-legged leopard could hurt you is if it fell out of a tree onto your head. Ellen DeGeneres leopardshurttree If you want to test cosmetics, why do it on some poor animal who hasn't done anything? They should use prisoners who have been convicted of murder or rape instead. So, rather than seeing if perfume irritates a bunny rabbit's eyes, they should throw it in Charles Manson's eyes and ask him if it hurts. Ellen DeGeneres eyehurtanimal I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. Ellen DeGeneres healthfitnessfood I think anybody who wants to be president has to be a politician, but I would like to find somebody who's coming from a loving place instead of a political place. Ellen DeGeneres politicalpresidentthinking You know, it's hard work to write a book. I can't tell you how many times I really get going on an idea, then my quill breaks. Or I spill ink all over my writing tunic. Ellen DeGeneres womenhard-workbook And the bottom line is we are who we are-we look a certain way, we talk a certain way, we walk a certain way. I strut because I’m a supermodel, and sometimes I gallop for fun. When we learn to accept that, other people learn to accept us. So be who you really are. Embrace who you are. Literally. Hug yourself. Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer. Ellen DeGeneres hugfunpeople [Airline food] is the tiniest food I've ever seen in my entire life. Any kind of meat that you get - chicken, steak, anything - has grill marks on each side, like somehow we'll actually believe there's an open-flame grill in the front of the plane. Ellen DeGeneres flamesbelievetravel The problem with labels is that they lead to stereotypes and stereotypes lead to generalizations and generalizations lead to assumptions and assumptions lead back to stereotypes. It’s a vicious cycle, and after you go around and around a bunch of times you end up believing that all vegans only eat cabbage and all gay people love musicals. Ellen DeGeneres gaybelievepeople Even before I knew I was gay, I knew I didn't want to have a child. I knew I didn't want to have one. I never want to have to release it from me. Listen, I love babies. I love children. And I melt when I'm around them. I also love my freedom and I love that I can sleep at night. Ellen DeGeneres freedombabychildren I'm a lesbian, an Aquarian, and a vegetarian. Ellen DeGeneres vegetarian I work really hard at trying to see the big picture and not getting stuck in ego. I believe we're all put on this planet for a purpose, and we all have a different purpose... When you connect with that love and that compassion, that's when everything unfolds. Ellen DeGeneres successpositiveinspirational I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that. Ellen DeGeneres hilariouscutefunny Right before I decided to come out, I went on a spiritual retreat called 'Changing the Inner Dialogue of Your Subconscious Mind.' I'd never been to anything like it before, and all my friends were taking bets on how long I'd last with no TV, no radio, no phone. But for me that was the beginning of paying attention to all the little things. Ellen DeGeneres phonesspirituallong
