Sex isn't necessary. You don't die without it, but you can die having it. W. C. Fields More Quotes by W. C. Fields More Quotes From W. C. Fields It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive. W. C. Fields funny-lifeluckymen You can't cheat an honest man. W. C. Fields honestywinetruth We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame is always placed on whisky. Why this should be I never could understand. You can die from drinking too much of anything - coffee, water, milk, soft drinks and all such stuff as that. And so as long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing. I will make mine whisky. W. C. Fields coffeesimpledrinking If a thing is worth having, it's worth cheating for. W. C. Fields ifscheating Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad. W. C. Fields hatewittychildren Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink. W. C. Fields drinkingsleepbeautiful I like children - fried. W. C. Fields wittyfunnychildren Never give a sucker an even break. W. C. Fields break-evenwinedrinking I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming. W. C. Fields alcoholbeerwater I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes. W. C. Fields humorwaterfunny I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for. W. C. Fields winedrinkingbeautiful During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days. W. C. Fields winedrinkingwater All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia W. C. Fields philadelphiaall-things Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. W. C. Fields drinksay-anythingwater Never work with animals or children. W. C. Fields animalchildren I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home. W. C. Fields new-yearhomeworry Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one. W. C. Fields womenmarriagefunny There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. W. C. Fields crazysillyfunny W. C. Fields, a lifetime agnostic, was discovered reading a Bible on his deathbed. ''I'm looking for a loop-hole,'' he explained. W. C. Fields readingbiblebook I always made up my own acts; built them out of my knowledge and observation of real life. I'd had wonderful opportunities to study people; and every time I went out on the stage I tried to show the audience some bit of true human nature. W. C. Fields realopportunitypeople
