That's why I always recommend a psychedelic experience because it makes you realize that all you've learned is in fact just learned and not necessarily the truth. Bill Hicks More Quotes by Bill Hicks More Quotes From Bill Hicks I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit. Bill Hicks revolutionary-ideas laughter happiness Sometimes my dad even gets on this kick--'You hate this country'....I have to tell him...I just hate being lied to. Bill Hicks dad hate country Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts...Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me. Bill Hicks tvs causes sound I was just down in Dallas, Texas...the Assassination Museum...it's really accurate, you know, 'cause Oswald's not in it. Bill Hicks dallas texas museums I've had seven balls of light come off a UFO...explain to me telepathically we are all one and there's no such thing as death. Bill Hicks seven balls light So, it's good to be here, wherever I am. Bill Hicks I hate patriotism... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked. Bill Hicks lasts hate world I was in a cab in New York. The cab had a sign, "Please do not smoke, Christ is our unseen guest." This guy was reaching. I figure, if he could overcome being nailed to a cross, I don't Bill Hicks light new-york thinking A Christian will say... "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks liked He rushed it. Bill Hicks one-day christian believe I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, 'What's wrong?' Nothing. 'Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.' Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone? Bill Hicks humor funny people I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself - to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true. Bill Hicks heart writing believe What before seemed a...frustrating wall, the comic deftly and fearlessly steps through, proving the absurdity of it all. Bill Hicks comic wall steps I'll tell you how to solve this abortion thing...Those unwanted babies...? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps. Bill Hicks abortion steps baby The CIA has a plot...they've used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem...is convincing Hussein...to fly to Dallas. Bill Hicks dallas plot leader On the theft of his material by Denis Leary: "I have a scoop for you. I stole his act. I camouflaged it with punchlines, and to really throw people off, I did it before he did." Bill Hicks theft materials people They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer Bill Hicks docile apathetic want Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural? Bill Hicks weed humor funny I am available for children's parties, by the way. Bill Hicks party children way I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of man occured in the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, and Adam said one day, Wow, Eve, here we are, at one with nature, at one with God, we'll never age, we'll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them. And Eve said, Yeah... it's just not enough is it? Bill Hicks dream men fall We killed 6 innocent people, launching 22, I think $3 million apiece missiles on Baghdad...that's a little bit overdoing it. Bill Hicks baghdad people thinking