The problem with binge-watching on Netflix is that you lose three days of your life. Harland Williams More Quotes by Harland Williams More Quotes From Harland Williams I think people should maybe just go out into the garden and watch a ladybug crawl across a flower and relax their mind. That's about all you need to know about life, I think. Harland Williams gardenflowerthinking I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey. Harland Williams sawswould-bethinking The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it. So, I don't go out there [thinking], "Oh, I want to make this as silly as possible." In fact, sometimes I get the most enjoyment out of a sketch that plays very real - and it's so real that it's just funny. Harland Williams realsillythinking I grew up on Don Knotts and Jerry Lewis and all the guys from Second City. Harland Williams grew-upguycities Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes. Harland Williams trianglespumpkineye Executives and studios really like to have control over their product. They panic or they're not secure enough to trust in the powers of really amazing improv people. Harland Williams panicenoughpeople Everything's a conspiracy and everything's not a conspiracy. You could look at this planet and go, "This is all a conspiracy. God made this to test us to see if we'll use the nukes." You can let your mind believe anything. Harland Williams testsmindbelieve I love the theater of the mind because you can go anywhere. You can say anything, and you pull people in. [You] can be jumping out of a window or riding a cow or having bubble-wrap sex or spraying your body with Pam and sliding out of your chair. Harland Williams jumpingsexpeople I just tried to create a life for myself that's full of fun and fantasy and things that equal laughter. My life's been cartoons and comedy and acting, and it's just been a fun life. Harland Williams laughteractingfun Animation wasn't my love, but drawing was. I loved drawing, and when it came time to graduate from high school, I looked around and it was like, "Wow, I don't really want to study math. I don't really want to study science. I don't really want to study literature. Is there a place where I can go and draw cartoons?" Harland Williams drawingmathschool I used to do little sketches into my cassette tape recorder when I was a little boy. I would just turn it on and just start doing voices and characters. I just loved it. Harland Williams voicecharacterboys The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it. Harland Williams things-i-lovesometimes I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where youre going to spend good money - and there are kids in there crying. Harland Williams nicehatekids I don't go on tour tours, I just go randomly to cities to do shows if I have an opening in my schedule. Harland Williams schedulescitiesgoes-on Canada has been a breeding ground for great comedic actors, sketch artists and stand-up comedians. We grew up with a different perspective on the world. Harland Williams comedianperspectiveartist I love seafood. Whenever I'm in Las Vegas, I love going to the Bellagio buffet because they have these great king crab legs. Harland Williams kinggreatlegslove I'm an American citizen now, but I will always have Canadian pride. Harland Williams americanwillalwayspride I was walking around bored one day, and I started filming stuff with my cellphone. There are all these shows where people are trying to do these outrageous stunts, and I thought it would be funny to do all these stunts that aren't outrageous but then act like they are. Harland Williams daywalkingfunnypeople I just tried to create a life for myself that's full of fun and fantasy and things that equal laughter. My life's been cartoons and comedy and acting, and it's just been a fun life, man. Harland Williams myselfmanlaughterlife I always improvise with the crowd. Sometimes it will be a 50 percent show, sometimes 70 percent, sometimes it's almost a whole show where I wing it. It depends on my mood, the energy in the room. For sure, a portion of it is just kind of winging it. Harland Williams willmoodenergysometimes
