This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. George Burns More Quotes by George Burns More Quotes From George Burns Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. George Burns fake-peoplesuccessfunny Sex after 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. Even putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. George Burns ropetryingsex When I was in Vegas women were throwing their hotel keys at me. But it was after they checked out. George Burns vegasthrowingkeys I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere. George Burns agefacesretirement I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old. George Burns youngworrypeople By [age] 93, I had shrunk quite a lot. My car was known as the Phantom Cadillac. People would see it whizzing by and they would swear there was no driver. George Burns caragepeople Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist. George Burns make-you-thinklaughingthinking I use the cigar for timing purposes. If I tell a joke, I smoke as long as they laugh and when they stop laughing I take the cigar out of my mouth and start my next joke. George Burns uselaughinglong If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it. George Burns stresshumorfunny My best advice: Fall in love with what you do for a living. George Burns falling-in-lovemotivationwork Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age. George Burns lovelongmean Take care not to wear stripes that are out of sync with your wrinkles. George Burns stripeswrinklescare Young. Old. Just Words. George Burns ageyoung I look better, feel better, make love better and I'll tell you something else....I never lied better. George Burns making-lovefeel-betterlove-is I get a standing ovation just standing George Burns ovationstandinginspiration Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang. George Burns gangbangscritics When I die I intend to take my music with me. I don't know what's out there, but I want to make sure it's in my key. George Burns keyswantart With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink. George Burns stinktalentevil When they saw me walking down the street smoking a cigar, they'd say, 'Hey, that 14-year-old kid may be going places.' Of course it's also a good prop on the stage ... When you can't think of what you're supposed to say next, you can puff on your cigar until you think of your next line. George Burns kidsyearsthinking A married couple that plays cards together is just a fight that hasn't started yet. George Burns weddingmarriagecouple
