What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves? Bill Hicks More Quotes by Bill Hicks More Quotes From Bill Hicks Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Bill Hicks revolutionary-ideasdreamfunny You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day". Yeah, looks like He rushed it Bill Hicks eyerealbelieve I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative. Bill Hicks revolutionary-ideasbullyingcreative I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust. Bill Hicks revolutionary-ideashumorfunny Marijuana grows naturally...Don't you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don't know, unnatural? Bill Hicks marijuanalawthinking I'd...bet enthusiasm for 'ethnic cleansing' will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties. Bill Hicks rockspartyenthusiasm It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious. Bill Hicks comedianhurtfunny I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul Bill Hicks humorsoulfunny Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you. Bill Hicks drughumorfunny God has this...hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality. Bill Hicks hobbiesperfectreality I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ever expressed. Either that or you're all real high and agreeing with me in the only way you can right now. (Starts blinking) Bill Hicks realbelieveideas I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it. I think that's interesting in what is ostensibly a democracy. Sarcasm - come on in. People say Bill, quit talking about Kennedy man. It was a long time ago, just let it go, alright? It's a long time ago, just forget it. I'm like, alright, then don't bring up Jesus to me. As long as we're talking shelf life here. Bill Hicks sarcasmlyingjesus I'm very tired of staring out into your vacant faces looking back at me. Wanting to fill your empty lives with humor you couldn't possibly think of yourself... Good evening! Bill Hicks empty-lifetiredthinking ...I just want to be free of the fears and anxieties and the superstitions of religion. An 'avenging GOD'? One who created Hell for those who don't believe? I thought we were the perfect and holy children of GOD? How could any limits possibly be put upon us? Hell.. really? I'm sorry, but... no. Wrong. You're wrong. That's an insane GOD and therefore not mine. Because, see, GOD would be very sane, don't you get it? Bill Hicks sorrybelievechildren I don't identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for. Bill Hicks who-i-ampeople I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. Bill Hicks costpaybelieve We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution. Bill Hicks creativityevolutioncreative I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band. Bill Hicks humoraveragefunny Let's do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who've seen me before might know that. Bill Hicks comedyaddmight You are the imagination of yourself. Bill Hicks imagination
