When you get past fifty, you have to decide whether to keep your face or your figure. I kept my face. Barbara Cartland More Quotes by Barbara Cartland More Quotes From Barbara Cartland After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down. Barbara Cartland women birthday funny Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex. Barbara Cartland witty men sex I always wear boot polish on my eyelashes, because I am a very emotional person and it doesn't run when I cry. Barbara Cartland eyelashes emotional running A woman asking 'Am I good? Am I satisfied?' is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be. Barbara Cartland selfish husband trying The reason why Englishmen are the best husbands in the world is because they want to be faithful. A Frenchman or an Italian will wake up in the morning and wonder what girl he will meet. An Englishman wakes up and wonders what the cricket score is. Barbara Cartland husband girl morning You become what you think. You are what you eat. Barbara Cartland food thinking I consider myself an expert on love, sex and health. Without health you can have very little of the other two. Barbara Cartland experts two sex I'll keep going till my face falls off. Barbara Cartland keep-going faces fall My heroines are always virgins. They never go to bed without a ring on their fingers; not until page 118 at least. Barbara Cartland fingers pages bed I would love to employ a man, but how can I possibly give a man dictation from the bath? Barbara Cartland baths giving men The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter. Barbara Cartland energy matter food Love is next to Godliness with certain safeguards. Barbara Cartland next certain love-is People don't roll around naked in my books. I do allow them to go to bed if they're married, but it's all very wonderful and the moon beams. Barbara Cartland moon book people Good must triumph over evil. It usually does in life and in any case it's bad for young people to believe it doesn't. Barbara Cartland evil believe people A woman should say: 'Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman?' If he does, then it's the wife's fault because she is not trying to make him happy. Barbara Cartland women wife love Every woman dreams of love. When she is young she prays she will find it. When she is middle aged she hopes for it and when she is old she remembers it. Barbara Cartland women dream remember The great majority of people in England and America are modest, decent and pure-minded and the amount of virgins in the world today is stupendous. Barbara Cartland england-and-america majority people A historical romance is the only kind of book where chastity really counts. Barbara Cartland romance historical book Every man has been brought up with the idea that decent women don't pop in and out of bed; he has always been told by his mother that "nice girls don't." He finds, of course, when he gets older that this may be untrue-but only in a certain section of society. Barbara Cartland nice girl mother To sleep around is absolutely wrong for a woman; it's degrading and it completely ruins her personality. Sooner or later it will destroy all that is feminine and beautiful and idealistic in her. Barbara Cartland women sleep beautiful
