Who hearkens to the gods, the gods give ear. Homer More Quotes by Homer More Quotes From Homer I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are. Homer dumb age white If it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair. Homer funny-simpsons twins jars Kids are great. You can teach them to hate what you hate and, with the Internet and all, they practically raise themselves. Homer internet hate kids I'm like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket and flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed? Homer guy moon names Canada? Why would I want to leave America just to visit America, Jr.? Homer canada want america Money can be exchanged for goods and services! Homer goods-and-services goods When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off! Homer ass laughing mean I discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch. Homer brunch meals breakfast Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.' Homer call-me scene Guns aren't toys! They're for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the King of England out of your face! Homer hunting kings animal This year I invested in pumpkins. They've been going up the whole month of October and I got a feeling they're going to peak right around January. Then bang! That's when I'll cash in. Homer cash feelings years Rock stars, is there anything they don't know? Homer rock-star rocks stars Do I know what rhetorical means? Homer rhetorical knows mean Blame the guy who doesn't speak Engish. Homer blame guy speak Boy, everyone is stupid except me. Homer stupid boys Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria. Homer funny-simpsons good-things ends I don't know how much longer I can complain. Homer annie-hall drawn-together complaining He knew the things that were and the things that would be and the things that had been before. Homer iliad would-be God help me, I'm just not that bright. Homer enchanted god-help-me helping The best thing in the world [is] a strong house held in serenity where man and wife agree. Homer wife strong men
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