Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves? by Robin Williams

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

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I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

lonely love life

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make peopl... by Robin Williams

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

change happiness inspirational

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the wo... by Robin Williams

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

change inspirational philosophy

Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.

love-yourself hate people

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another... by Robin Williams

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole."

humor funny thinking

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. by Robin Williams

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

depression positive inspirational

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you... by Robin Williams

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

real philosophy death

There's no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things... by Robin Williams

There's no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.

shame failing giving

You know what music is - a harmonic connection between all living... by Robin Williams

You know what music is - a harmonic connection between all living beings.

connections music-is music

If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.

problem suicide remember

Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death... by Robin Williams

Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.

quality jobs philosophy

Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.

dead-poets-society carpe-diem boys

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'

tired baseball funny

You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren't paying attention to.

memorable philosophy life

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to... by Robin Williams

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

second-amendment humor funny

Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.

beautiful sometimes meaningful

And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish! Give it up!

mom funny jesus

Come on now! You kick out the gooks, the next thing you know, you have to kick out the chinks, the spicks, the spooks, the kikes and all that's going to be left is a couple of brain-dead rednecks.

redneck couple brain

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsu... by Robin Williams

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

humor latin funny

If I asked you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell.

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