You shouldn't say anything mean about people who can't read. You should write it instead. Will Rogers More Quotes by Will Rogers More Quotes From Will Rogers Texas is a great state. It's the 'Old Man River' of states. No matter who runs it or what happens to it politically, it just keeps rolling along! Will Rogers riversrunningmen The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match. Will Rogers humorfunnytwo The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. Will Rogers movieinspirationbusiness It rained in the Middle West. Farmers are learning that the relief they get from the sky beats what they get from Washington. Will Rogers agriculturereliefsky Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is. Will Rogers professioninspirationidols The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?' Will Rogers good-morningjobscountry Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate? Will Rogers romegovernmenthouse It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep. Will Rogers cowboygeniussheep She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. Will Rogers mulesuglysarcastic I don't see why a man shouldn't pay an inheritance tax. If a Country is good enough to pay taxes to while you are living, it's good enough to pay in after you die. By the time you die you should be so used to paying taxes that it would just be almost second nature to you. Will Rogers lawmencountry When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra. Will Rogers sarcasmsarcasticthinking People learn more from observation that they do from conversation. Will Rogers observationconversationpeople Senators are a never-ending source of amusement, amazement, and discouragement. Will Rogers amusementpoliticspolitical I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it. Will Rogers newspapers-journalismjournalismnewspapers When a fellow ain't got much mind, it don't take him long to make it up. Will Rogers fellowsmindlong I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! If we ever pass out as a great nation we ought to put on our tombstone 'America died from a delusion that she had moral leadership.' Will Rogers partygovernmenttombstone In time of crisis people want to know that you care, more than they care what you know Will Rogers times-of-crisistrainingpeople It looks like the financial giants of the world have bungled as much as the diplomats and politicians. This would be a great time in the world for some man to come along that knew something. Will Rogers giantsbusinessmen This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried as much political bunk as we have and still survived shows we are a super nation. Will Rogers bunkpolitical-willcountry There is not a man in the country that can't make a living for himself and family. But he can't make a living for them and his government, too, the way his government is living. What the government has got to do is live as cheap as the people Will Rogers inspirationmencountry
