Quotes by Ass Sometimes when we get our ass kicked and we're down, sometimes we stay down, and sometimes we get depressed and sometimes we don't know how to handle it, and sometimes we don't know what's going on, and sometimes we feel like it's not worth going on. Dwayne Johnson ass down-and sometimes To some its Hump Day. To us, it's Wednesday's getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asked Friday to switch places. Dwayne Johnson thursday ass friday Take your ass to the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive. Dwayne Johnson wwe ass roles The Rock has just one thing to say to you: poontang your ass on out of here! Dwayne Johnson wwe ass rocks I'll do a musical. An ass-kickin' musical! Dwayne Johnson ass musical The Rock is going to lay the smacketh down on your candy ass! Dwayne Johnson wwe ass rocks Done sayin I'm done playin Drake ass bad-ass done F-ck you, p-ssy ass haters you should do you. Drake ass hate should It's a pain in the ass, show business. And the only time that I really enjoy it is when I'm in front of an audience and they're reacting to me. Elaine Stritch reacting ass pain Even a kick in the ass is good when you're facing the right direction. Elie Tahari right-direction ass kicks I refuse to go out with a man whose ass is smaller than mine. Elizabeth Perkins ass dating men I see those picketers, and I think you know, if I weren't a loving, non-violent, spiritual person, I would really go over there and grab those signs and smash them over their heads and shove them up their asses. But...I'm a loving, spiritual person. Ellen DeGeneres ass spiritual thinking The Backstreet Boys can sing their asses off. I'm not so sure about those other boy bands. But Backstreet Boys have my ultimate respect. Elton John ass band boys Money will brainwash you and leave your ass mindless. Eminem brainwash mindless ass You beef wit me, I'm-a even the score equally. Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally. Eminem ass beef revenge Develop a built-in bullshit detector. Ernest Hemingway ass bad-ass bullshit My main competitor is myself. Evgeni Plushenko competitors ass bad-ass An accountant is a man who puts his head in the past and backs his ass into the future. F. Ross Johnson ass men past Never ASSUME, because when you ASSUME, you make an ASS of U and ME. Felix Unger never-assume ass assuming My ass contemplates those who talk behind my back. Francis Picabia behind-my-back ass gossip «1234567891011»