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Sometimes when we get our ass kicked and we're down, sometimes we stay down, and sometimes we get depressed and sometimes we don't know how to handle it, and sometimes we don't know what's going on, and sometimes we feel like it's not worth going on.

Dwayne Johnson
ass down-and sometimes

To some its Hump Day. To us, it's Wednesday's getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asked Friday to switch places.

Dwayne Johnson
thursday ass friday
Take your ass to the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabro... by Dwayne Johnson

Take your ass to the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive.

Dwayne Johnson
wwe ass roles
The Rock has just one thing to say to you: poontang your ass on o... by Dwayne Johnson

The Rock has just one thing to say to you: poontang your ass on out of here!

Dwayne Johnson
wwe ass rocks
I'll do a musical. An ass-kickin' musical! by Dwayne Johnson

I'll do a musical. An ass-kickin' musical!

Dwayne Johnson
ass musical
The Rock is going to lay the smacketh down on your candy ass! by Dwayne Johnson

The Rock is going to lay the smacketh down on your candy ass!

Dwayne Johnson
wwe ass rocks
Done sayin I'm done playin by Drake

Done sayin I'm done playin

Drake
ass bad-ass done
F-ck you, p-ssy ass haters you should do you. by Drake

F-ck you, p-ssy ass haters you should do you.

Drake
ass hate should

It's a pain in the ass, show business. And the only time that I really enjoy it is when I'm in front of an audience and they're reacting to me.

Elaine Stritch
reacting ass pain
Even a kick in the ass is good when you're facing the right direc... by Elie Tahari

Even a kick in the ass is good when you're facing the right direction.

Elie Tahari
right-direction ass kicks
I refuse to go out with a man whose ass is smaller than mine. by Elizabeth Perkins

I refuse to go out with a man whose ass is smaller than mine.

Elizabeth Perkins
ass dating men

I see those picketers, and I think you know, if I weren't a loving, non-violent, spiritual person, I would really go over there and grab those signs and smash them over their heads and shove them up their asses. But...I'm a loving, spiritual person.

Ellen DeGeneres
ass spiritual thinking

The Backstreet Boys can sing their asses off. I'm not so sure about those other boy bands. But Backstreet Boys have my ultimate respect.

Elton John
ass band boys
Money will brainwash you and leave your ass mindless. by Eminem

Money will brainwash you and leave your ass mindless.

Eminem
brainwash mindless ass
You beef wit me, I'm-a even the score equally. Take you on Jerry... by Eminem

You beef wit me, I'm-a even the score equally. Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally.

Eminem
ass beef revenge
Develop a built-in bullshit detector. by Ernest Hemingway

Develop a built-in bullshit detector.

Ernest Hemingway
ass bad-ass bullshit
My main competitor is myself. by Evgeni Plushenko

My main competitor is myself.

Evgeni Plushenko
competitors ass bad-ass
An accountant is a man who puts his head in the past and backs hi... by F. Ross Johnson

An accountant is a man who puts his head in the past and backs his ass into the future.

F. Ross Johnson
ass men past
Never ASSUME, because when you ASSUME, you make an ASS of U and M... by Felix Unger

Never ASSUME, because when you ASSUME, you make an ASS of U and ME.

Felix Unger
never-assume ass assuming
My ass contemplates those who talk behind my back. by Francis Picabia

My ass contemplates those who talk behind my back.

Francis Picabia
behind-my-back ass gossip
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