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I worked my ass off to earn what I have. You have to understand, not many people where I come from get to experience this kind of life.

Conor McGregor
ass kind people
M is for Marx by Cyril Connolly

M is for Marx

Cyril Connolly
ass movement class

There is always one person in the office that you want to whip their ass! If you don't know who it is, it is probably you.

D. L. Hughley
ass office want

Faith is rarely where your head is at. Nor is it where your heart is at. Faith is where your ass is at!

Daniel Berrigan
ass heart
You can stay and die or you can walk your ugly ass back through t... by Dante Alighieri

You can stay and die or you can walk your ugly ass back through that gate. It's your call, pal.

Dante Alighieri
pals ass ugly

You know what wakes me up? A tongue in the ass. There is no alarm clock on that one, you are up, you are shaking, you are in a karate stance.....the day has begun.

Dave Attell
ass tongue alarms

I'm the one usually wearing the dress, which is what I would've preferred, but they wouldn't let me. It's been 15 years since I did that and my ass isn't as good as it used to be.

David Duchovny
ass dresses years

There's this cornucopia of potential, and it can't be realized until someone works their ass off for it. Even on a Nickelodeon sitcom.

David Krumholtz
nickelodeon sitcom ass

Never use jargon words like 'reconceptualize', 'demassification', 'attitudinally', 'judgmentally'. They are hallmarks of a pretentious ass.

David Ogilvy
jargon ass use

I think the one thing I would point to as a primary reason, basically, is that I was a gigantic ass, ... It's the first time I got dumped in my life.

David Letterman
ass firsts thinking
There's gonna be haters, but don't let them affect you, don't let... by Demi Lovato

There's gonna be haters, but don't let them affect you, don't let them take away a part of you.

Demi Lovato
ass bad-ass
The world is so ass-backwards it almost makes you wish you were d... by Dennis Miller

The world is so ass-backwards it almost makes you wish you were dyslexic.

Dennis Miller
ass wish world
Obama better hope a kicked ass is covered by Obamacare. by Dennis Miller

Obama better hope a kicked ass is covered by Obamacare.

Dennis Miller
ass covered obamacare
You're beautifully and wonderfully made. by Demi Lovato

You're beautifully and wonderfully made.

Demi Lovato
ass bad-ass made

You really have to humble yourself and take your ass whippings to understand that you can learn something from somebody

Dominick Cruz
humble-yourself ass humble
[On being overweight:] If I tried to haul ass, I would have to ma... by Dolly Parton

[On being overweight:] If I tried to haul ass, I would have to make two trips.

Dolly Parton
ass weight two

You're born absolutely free except for laws of nature, if you drink you get drunk, that's a law, if you get old you die, that's a law too; if you sit on a tack you will bleed from the ass, these are the only laws that you're born with.

Doug Stanhope
ass drunk law

It was either me or Confucius that said the journey of a thousand miles begins with a vicious ass raping at airport security.

Doug Stanhope
ass airports journey
I make an ass clap like tap shoes. by Driicky Graham

I make an ass clap like tap shoes.

Driicky Graham
ass shoes hip-hop

Change doesn't begin when we get knocked on our ass. It begins the moment we decide to get back up on our own feet

Dwayne Johnson
ass moments feet
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