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I'm my own boss and my boss is a total ass. by Aisha Tyler

I'm my own boss and my boss is a total ass.

Aisha Tyler
assbossmy-own

I am a fan of whatever makes me laugh my ass off. If it happens to be a Jew joke, then it's a Jew joke.

Alex Borstein
assfanslaughing
Our countrymen have all the folly of the ass and all the passiven... by Alexander Hamilton

Our countrymen have all the folly of the ass and all the passiveness of the sheep.

Alexander Hamilton
assrevolutionsheep
All women are NATURALLY, bad ass! by Alicia Keys

All women are NATURALLY, bad ass!

Alicia Keys
assbad-ass
I'm definitely a nerd. I'm a cool-ass nerd, but I am definitely a... by Alicia Keys

I'm definitely a nerd. I'm a cool-ass nerd, but I am definitely a nerd.

Alicia Keys
assnerd
VANITY, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass. by Ambrose Bierce

VANITY, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.

Ambrose Bierce
assvanityfool
The furrier by Ambrose Bierce

The furrier

Ambrose Bierce
assskinsfoxes
Quill: An instrument of torture yielded by a goose and commonly w... by Ambrose Bierce

Quill: An instrument of torture yielded by a goose and commonly weilded by as ass.

Ambrose Bierce
assentertainmentart
You shoot saltwater in your ass? by Amy Schumer

You shoot saltwater in your ass?

Amy Schumer
ass

Pretty much any given day, barring some major distraction, I get melodies coming to me. Lyrics don't come quite as easily. So I've been inventing little projects and challenges to sort of kick my ass with the lyrics.

Andrew Bird
asschallengeslittles
Pompous asses knows how to put the moan in sanctimonious. by Andy Hargreaves

Pompous asses knows how to put the moan in sanctimonious.

Andy Hargreaves
asslearningleadership
There will always be haters out there, but my haters motivate me... by Andy Lally

There will always be haters out there, but my haters motivate me to push harder and kick more ass.

Andy Lally
my-hatersassharder
I don't know about you, but I love showing my ass to a crew of 30... by Anna Faris

I don't know about you, but I love showing my ass to a crew of 300 that I've been working with.

Anna Faris
asscrewknows

I'm just living my life. I'm incredibly disciplined and I work incredibly hard. I show up for things on time, I do my homework, and I work my ass off. I've had a lot of luck, but I work really, really hard.

Anna Paquin
asshomeworkluck
My acting wasn't the best. But damn, my ass looked tight. by Anne Hathaway

My acting wasn't the best. But damn, my ass looked tight.

Anne Hathaway
assdamnacting

To be engrossed by something outside ourselves is a powerful antidote for the rational mind, the mind that so frequently has its head up its own ass.

Anne Lamott
asspowerfulmind
Patience is a flatterer, sir, and an ass, sir. by Aphra Behn

Patience is a flatterer, sir, and an ass, sir.

Aphra Behn
flattererass

How much further can your head get up your ass that you're actually judging someone as a person based on their sexuality before you even have a conversation with them?

Ariana Grande
asssexualityjudging

After watching mulattas shake it, I can totally understand why Brazil is devoted to my favorite body part, the ass.

Arnold Schwarzenegger
assbrazilbody

If you're going to do something, strive to do it better than anyone else. Do it all the way. If you're going to half-ass it, why bother?

Ashly Lorenzana
asshalfway
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