Quotes by Beer I'd tried to straighten him out, but there's only so much you can do for a person who thinks Auschwitz is a brand of beer. David Sedaris auschwitz beer thinking Fermentation may have been a better invention than fire. David Wallace fire beer funny I spend most of my money on beer, the rest I just waste. David White waste beer The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about. Dean Martin glasses beer two I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up! Dean Martin drinking beer hands Pink champagne -- that's the kind of life we've both been used to. It might be a little difficult to -- do you like beer? Deborah Kerr beer littles might I knew that if I woke up hung over, I couldn't do the best possible job on the show, so I had to quit. Also, I'd consumed a lot of beer for a lot of years, and I thought, That's enough. I've had my fun and I'm glad I quit. David Letterman beer fun jobs Listen up, you couch potatoes: each recycled beer can saves enough electricity to run a television for three hours. Denis Hayes beer running fun Make Earth Day Every Day.” While we might not always live up to this ideal, I try to keep this quote from Denis Hayes, founder of the Earth Day Network and president of Seattle’s Bullitt Foundation, in mind when I need a little extra motivation to be a better environmentalist: “Listen up, you couch potatoes: each recycled beer can saves enough electricity to run a television for three hours. Denis Hayes motivation beer running All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER. Denis Leary beer men sex I've been sober now for 18 years. With all the drugs, psychedelics and narcotics I did, I was [really] an alcoholic. Honestly, I only used to do cocaine so I could sober up and drink more. My last five years of drinking was a nightmare. I was drinking a half-gallon of rum with a fifth of rum on the side, in case I ran out, 28 beers a day, and three grams of cocaine just to keep me moving around. And I thought I was doing fine because I wasn't crawling around drunk on the floor. Dennis Hopper drinking beer moving If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed. Demetri Martin alcohol bed beer Should I really care what kind of beer frogs recommend? Dennis Miller humor beer funny My mind says one thing, but my body says another. Thanks a lot, Indian food and beer. Demetri Martin body mind beer A good prince will tax as lightly as possible those commodities which are used by the poorest members of society: grain, bread, beer, wine, clothing, and all other staples without which human life could not exist. Desiderius Erasmus wine bread beer When you have too many beers, you become like a control freak on everything. Dion DiMucci control-freak freak beer I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world. Diogenes patriotic beer book I've drank more beer and pissed more blood and banged more women than all you numb nuts put together! Dolph Lundgren nuts beer blood Ideally, brewers interpret history, and through science they create art. Don Spencer art-is beer art With sport went beer drinking and gambling - until recently restricted by the wowsers, but part of that code of mateship of men, that necessity constantly to demonstrate masculine sameness, which provided one of the most flattening sources of uniformity. Donald Horne drinking beer sports «89101112131415161718»