Quotes by Beer Beer does not make itself properly by itself. It takes an element of mystery and of things that no one can understand. Fritz Maytag humorous doe beer We brewers don't make beer, we just get all the ingredients together and the beer makes itself. Fritz Maytag ingredients together beer It's very hard to get pretentious about beer. You can become knowledgeable and start to talk with a highfalutin' vocabulary. But you can only go so far with beer, and I've always liked that. Fritz Maytag pretentious vocabulary beer Walgreens, Rite Aid, CVS and Wal-Mart have all figured out the evolution of life and they grabbed all the products that are necessary for a life. And they stuck them in one aisle and they put them in order according to how you mess up... First thing you're going to see: condoms. Next to that: lubricant. Next to that: pregnancy test. Next to that: Pampers. Next to that: formula. And at the end of the aisle they sell beer. Gabriel Iglesias beer pregnancy order I'm off for a quiet pint - followed by fifteen noisy ones. Gareth Chilcott fifteen beer quiet My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer. Gary Allan drinking beer sleep The beer tastes better when you win Gary Gaetti taste winning beer I've got friends in low places, where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away. Garth Brooks whiskey beer friendship Money can't buy happiness—but it can buy beer. Gary Reilly wealth-and-happiness money beer There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea. Gary Snyder coffee beer dirty Russia tried to introduce beer as kind of the new vodka - and it's working with younger people in major cities - but you can have ten shots of vodka and be perfectly okay. If I had ten beers, I would be liquidated. Gary Shteyngart russia cities beer How much disgruntled heaviness, lameness, dampness, how much beer is there in the German intelligence. Friedrich Nietzsche germany insulting beer Here with my beer I sit, while golden moments flit: alas! They pass unheeded by: and as they fly, I, being dry, sit idly sipping here, my beer. George Arnold golden-moments dry beer But leave me to my beer! Gold is dross, love is loss, so if I gulp my sorrows down, or see them drown in foamy draughts of old nut-brown, then I do wear the crown, without the cross! George Arnold beer loss love-is I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep. George Best drinking beer food Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. George Carlin humor beer funny Life ain't all beer and skittles, and more's the pity; but what's the odds, so long as you're happy? George du Maurier odds beer long Lo! the poor toper whose untutored sense, Sees bliss in ale, and can with wine dispense; Whose head proud fancy never taught to steer, Beyond the muddy ecstasies of beer. George Crabbe proud wine beer I have fed purely upon ale; I have eat my ale, drank my ale, and I always sleep upon ale. George Farquhar beer sleep food I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved. George Gobel drunk drinking beer «1314151617181920212223»