Quotes by Joke I sometimes joke that I can take personal responsibility for saving one million human relationships. Jaan Tallinn joke i-can responsibility sometimes Whenever we're on the red carpet, we look like competition winners. It's a joke. Dan Smith joke look competition red At nine, my mom used to tell me she saw an Olympic medalist in me. I used to take it as a joke, but she was very serious. Saina Nehwal joke me serious mom A lot of times in movies, especially in sequels, the characters become caricatures and just sort of improv machines and joke machines, rather than people you can actually connect to. Hayden Schlossberg joke movies you people Everyone's life would be improved if they do could one great magic trick. And tell one great joke, play one tune on the piano, and do one great origami fold. Harry Anderson joke great magic life The joke is mightier than the sword. Bassem Youssef mightier sword joke than There's a joke in my family that I'm going to make a career out of playing other people's younger selves. Ella Purnell joke career family people The old joke in my family is that the last person who isn't from New York was coming from Russia. Emory Cohen joke person new family Like all women, I've had a pretty awful time in many ways, but it's always possible to either make a joke or find someone else. Emma Tennant joke someone women time I'd been shy since childhood, constantly full of self-doubt. And as an actor, I'd been so scared of failing that I made my career - and myself - a big joke. Emily Mortimer joke myself childhood shy I'm so absolutely pro-Denver. I wrote a fake hip-hop song about Denver. I've been claiming Denver. Part of the joke of the song is nobody was really claiming Denver - no rappers, no comedians. T. J. Miller joke nobody fake song My chicken ain't no joke. I ain't scared to go up against the Colonel, tastewise. Flavor Flav joke chicken go scared The running joke about the Premio Cervantes, the most coveted literary prize in the Spanish-speaking world, which was established by Spain's Ministry of Culture in 1976, is that Cervantes himself wouldn't have received it. This is because he was, in his heart, the most anti-Spanish of Spanish writers. Ilan Stavans joke heart culture world Where I'm from, to do acting is not heard of. Being one of the lads and all, you don't just go, 'Oh, I want to be an actor'. They'd laugh and joke about it. Barry Keoghan laugh joke you want Every joke in 'The Office' was unexpected. I cringed; I could hardly look. I cried with laughter. Ian Watson joke look unexpected laughter I grew up in the inner city. It wasn't a joke. Nafessa Williams inner joke city up I got an email saying we were nominated for a Grammy, and I instantly thought it was a joke. So I started Googling the nominees, and there we were! M. Shadows joke saying thought email I used to joke that I came to England - not to the U.S. where most Koreans go - because I like Arthur Conan Doyle and Agatha Christie. Ha-Joon Chang joke where go like See, justice is a joke in this country, and it stinks of its hypocricy. H. Rap Brown joke see justice country I intend to buy 'The New York Times.' Please don't take it as a joke. Chen Guangbiao buy joke new new-york «12345678»